SEE YOU IN THREE WEEKS @taylorswift
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bliss lane

titsay
Not today Justin
The Stonewall Inn

roma★
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Interview Vampire Daily
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan

tannertan36

Product Placement
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SEE YOU IN THREE WEEKS @taylorswift
LDN ✈️ NYC ✈️ AUS ❤️
So it looks like I'm travelling with over 300 safety pins 😂 If anyone has a wardrobe malfunction tonight, I got you! We are in block 108, row F, seats 1&2 (at the end!)
My parents giving me advice before i enter the 1989 tour:
Accurate
Hashtag hartbig!!
#bringbackhartbig2014
it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra
If it were aimed toward women, it would be like “THIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON’T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS”
SOOOOLD
THIS BRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CHRIS EVANS IS PERSONALLY HOLDING YOUR BREASTS 24/7. LOOK THIS SHIT COMES IN LIKE 78 DIFFERENT COLORS TO MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE OR YOUR CLOTHING OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, YOU GOT OPTIONS! NO LACE WE CAN DO NO LACE THAT SHIT ITCHES. YOU WANT POLKADOTS FUCK YEAH POLKA DOTS! LOOK EACH CUP HAS POCKETS IN IT FUCKING HELL POCKETS IN YOUR BRA CALM THE FUCK DOWN WORLD LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. MACHINE WASHABLE FUCK YEAH THROW THIS SHIT IN YOUR WASHER, IT’S NOT GONNA TANGLE, IT’S MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BILGESNIPE TAIL HAIR IT’S INDESTRUCTABLE. THIS BRA’S GONNA BEEP IF IT DETECTS CANCER IN YOUR BOOBS THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT SO CHECK YOUR BOOBS PEOPLE. FUCK YEAH THIS BRA IS AMAZING. SCIENCE.
You had me at “this bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24/7”
i love everything about this post so much. please make my dream bra, world.
me: *meets calvin and hands him my phone number*
calvin: i have a girlfriend
me: i know, it’s for her
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS
Reblog Party Swan for luck to get into Loft ‘89
GIVEAWAY TIME
Hi everyone! I have an extra VIP merch pack since I went to two shows with VIP tickets so, rather than selling it on ebay or something, I’ve decided to give the whole pack away! Below are the contents and rules of the giveaway.
Contents:
- 1 Monogrammed 1989 World Tour cross-body bag - 1 Set of 4 limited edition tour lithographs designed by Taylor Swift - Lithographs housed in a sleve with “ THE 1989 WORLD TOUR” on the front - 1 Pair of black Wayfarer style sunglasses with “TS 1989” on the outer sides - Sunglasses housed in a soft case with “TS 1989" on the outside - 1 Hardshell plastic cup with “Taylor Swift” one side and “THE 1989 WORLD TOUR” on the other - Cup comes with a light blue straw - 1 Keychain with the 1989 album cover on one side and “THE 1989 WORLD TOUR” on the other - 1 Taylor Swift magnet - 2 Silicone bracelets - 1 Exclusive VIP laminate
Rules:
- Reblog to enter - You may reblog as many times and you would like, but no contest entry accounts may be used to reblog - Likes do not count, but you are welcome to like the post - Must follow me (I will check before sending) - Post must get 500+ notes - I will ship international - The winner will be chosen on July 1st - Winner has 24 hours to respond or I will choose someone else
Good luck everyone!
1989 world tour: Cologne 20/6/15
HOLY SWIFT
me on a date
Date: so….what kind of music do you like?
Me: lol funny that you should ask
Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.
#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
YOU WERE NOT KIDDING
wHAT WHAT WH
Attempting to purchase roast beef shouldn't be so difficult
Checkout lady: *scans my one item* do you have a Booths card?
Me: yep *presents card*
Checkout lady: do you want a paper?
Me: no thanks
Checkout lady: do you want a hot drink?
Me: no thanks
Checkout lady: do you want cash back?
Me: no
Checkout lady: are you interested in any of our wine offers this morning?
Me: ...no
Checkout lady: are you in the car park?
Me: no
Checkout lady: would you like a bag?
Me: no thanks *makes swift, long overdue exit*
I’m sorry mydrunkkitchen, it had to be done. (x)
Kevin from Taylor Nation… How do I begin to explain Kevin from Taylor Nation?
What is it with the fandom and Mean Girls?
Philly PA 2002 VS Philly PA 2015
Reblog to get a surprise!
Every person who reblogs this will get a surprise in their inbox!! EVERY PERSON. I WILL NOT STOP.