El Conserje Malo

Ambyr, 21. This blog is a mess.

[narnia]

Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)

[h0odrich]

[colachampagnedad]

hey reblog for good luck & positive vibes this week

[kepka]

[j4xxx]

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[factoseintolerant]

[thetrippytrip]

[hanukkahlewinsky]

text from ex: i miss u

me:

[no-chill-at-all]

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[meanplastic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[taliasburns]

tv show: no one is safe 

me, an intellectual: the white guy is gonna survive

[softlenaluthor]

[takaoka]

Robot escapes facility, runs out of battery 160 feet later

[cl0wnhole]

what a dumbass

[unstrayght]

Me graduating highschool

[atane-deactivated20200604]