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[inansabre]

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[wystiia]

would b cool if i was good at drawing clothes 

.. . but here’s some meis. patpatpat

[sagamemes]

challenge my writing. send me a word, and i will write a drabble about that topic—but without ever using the word you said.

the word can be anything. try a colour, an emotion, relationships, the weather, or even a name to make me think what that word means to our muses’ dynamic and how can i convey that without saying the word. synonyms are allowed… but let’s try to be creative here, guys.

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[amcizing-blog]

Good news! After months of dealing with seemingly unsolvable medical issues, I had surgery done and am actually feeling better and starting to slowly get back to how my life used to be before. I’m so sorry that I had to leave for so long. The whole medical stuff really threw me off track really badly, but thankfully, everything should start picking up again soon. With that said, I still plan on keeping this blog and hope to make it active again. 

[rewelcomed]

[sparrxwing-blog]

𝒟𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓈𝓉? 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒾𝓉 ! 𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝑜𝓇 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓇𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝒞𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃 𝒟𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑒𝓇 𝒜𝒰 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒾𝓉 𝒮𝒽𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒹𝒶 𝒞𝓁𝒶𝓃 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒢𝑒𝓃𝒿𝒾 !

          ᴴᵒᵐᵉ • ᴬˢᵏ • ᴿᵘˡᵉˢ • ᴬᵇᵒᵘᵗ

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Send ‘How about it?’ to proposition my muse for sex.

[amcizing-blog]

nsfw headcanons! II

👌 - What is your muse craving to do to a partner?

💗 - What are they craving to be done to themselves?

⭐️ - Which everyday situations tend to make your muse feel horny?

💑 - What do they think of while they masturbate?

🐙 - What kind of porn would they be into?

🕘 - When's a good time to approach your muse and break it to them you're in the mood?

💦 - How do they like to climax?

👤 - Is there someone they fantasize about?

👀 - What gets them in the mood when they just see it?

📞 - How do they tell their partner they want them?

[memekinking]

Inbox me; "Kinky..." and I'll generate a number between 1 - 70.

VERY NSFW!! 18+ ONLY!!

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[memestockpile]

therapy / talking about trauma / post - trauma starters. feel free to change things as necessary. 

would you like to talk about it?

please tell me what’s bothering you.

hey, are you okay?

i don’t have to know everything. just what you’re comfortable telling me.

i’m your friend. of course i care.

there’s nothing bad about going to therapy.

would you like to try a different approach?

i – i didn’t know that. i’m sorry.

is this helping?

i’ll try not to ask a lot of questions.

i’m always here if you need me.

shh, it’s alright. shh. 

we’re safe now. you’re safe now.

it was just a nightmare.

sweetheart, you have to tell me these things.

you know i’d never judge you for that, right?

i’m worried about you.

is something going on? 

everything you say will just be between you and me.

what method do you prefer?

do you need help falling asleep?

anything i could do to help?

why are you like this?

i understand. 

sweetie, is there something you aren’t telling me? what’s wrong?

let’s get you cleaned up.

this is good. this is important. 

you’re healing, and healing takes time. 

we can do more tomorrow.

how about you get some sleep, hm?

bedtime.

it’s ok not to be ok.

tomorrow is another day.

hey, hey, hey. look at me, look at me. it’s okay.

breath in for seven seconds, exhale for eleven …

do you need some space?

remember, look for things that you can touch. ground yourself.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Peer into my muse's memories

❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile

💙- A sad memory that makes them cry

💛- A memory that makes them feel angry

💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty

💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad

💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely

❣- A memory that leaves them laughing

💕- A memory about their significant other

💞- A memory about their children

💓- A memory about their friends

💗- A memory about a good deed they did

💖- A memory that made them feel special

💝- A memory that made them feel loved

💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding

💟- Wildcard!!!

[rowen-art]

Gay for Mei

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send “That’s a titty” to see my muse naked

[the-composer]

❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — VIOLET EVERGARDEN;

send one for my muse’s reaction!

“It’s become cold, hasn’t it?”  “Everything is fine, [Name]. This region has always been often hit by lightning.” “Are these important letters?”  “You surely live in a big city, right? I admire those who are able to see various shops. You go outside often, so do you like staying home better after all?”  “I do not particularly like or dislike it. If I have a goal, I go outside.”  “Yes, things that others… do naturally are very difficult for me.”  “The fact that I can’t go out even though I want to is… because…”  “I will die here! That’s what I want to do! I can’t live… in the outside world at this point! I’ll die like this… in this place… so go!”  “If you ever need help, call my name.”  “I have been waiting for you to call my name, [Name].” “Forgive me, but I will have to treat you a little roughly.”  “That was scary… that was scary…”  “You were scared? But now, you are safe.”  “I am forever indebted to you for rushing to my aid.”  “It is not as if I have forgotten my past, but I have no intention of continuing to engage in it.” “You said we’d go together, and that you’d take me there…”  “No way, no way! If you’re not taking me, I don’t want to go.”  “How cruel. You just hurt my heartbroken self even more, [Name]…”  “If only I had made you do your work even if I had to tie you down, this wouldn’t have…”  “Attending a festival alone… isn’t that like a punishment?”  “Heh, so you normally dress like this. It’s kinda like a… young mistress? Pretty cute. How nice.”  “There’s no need for weapons. What’s with you? That’s scary.”  “I would like tangible content details on exactly what sort of mission ‘having fun’ is.”  “You’re talking kinda difficult; you aren’t used to having fun, right? That’s fine, this big sis will teach it to you.”  “Hey, this is delicious. Really delicious. Okay, open your mouth.”  “This is no good. I will redo it. What did you write, [name]?”  “What~? Do you not write letters outside of work or something? Is it really that troubling?”  “I have long stopped writing personal letters. I only write at work.”  “Why did you stop writing? Should I try guessing?” “I am waiting. I have been… repeatedly told to stop doing so. However, no matter what, I… I…”  “You… have a crush on someone who isn’t here anymore.”  “What is… a ‘crush’?”  “I… cannot… fall in love.”  “You… You… What the hell are you doing?”  “Do ignore me. Please… leave me be.”  “You’re… an idiot, aren’t you?”  “Yes. I am an idiot… and a fool.”  “So love… is a… necessity?”  “Don’t touch me in such a familiar manner!”  “E-Eeh, I’ll be on my own again?”  “Is today a good or a bad day? I wonder which.” “I am not… carrying any weapons. I will not kill anyone. I was told… to not kill anymore. And I… will not do it even if ordered to.”  “You have any business with me? If it’s about resentment, I won’t listen.”  “I do not… resent you.”  “Rather than dying… it’s harder to stay alive.”  “It’s way harder to stay alive. Still, swallow all of it down and live on. It just so happens that those who can’t do this end up dying. If you won’t die by your own hands, never blame your sins on anyone, and live on.” “I don’t want… to see the one I love acting as a tool ever again.” “They may be human beings just like me, but I can’t bring myself to think of them as such.” “[Name]. You’re my number one friend. A friend like you… won’t show up before me ever again. You’re that important, even if you don’t want to be.” “You’ll probably have to negotiate, but if it’s you, you can work it out with your misleading flattery.”  “Your fighting form was… just like a fierce god…” “I also to forget about it. But, in my heart, forever and ever, even now… even though I wake up in the morning, sleep at night and I am breathing, a fury that I cannot suppress burns within my body at unexpected times.” “Just how many weapons do you have hidden within your person?”  “Although I am your enemy, I admire your thirst for victory. You know not to give up.”  “It is not… as if I wish to win. By winning this fight, there is not a single thing I would gain. To me, fighting is living. If I lose, it only means I will die.”  “Time, stand still. You are beautiful.”  “I will… explain the circumstances later. There are many things that I want to apologize to you for. But for now, forgive what I’m going to do… Don’t ever let go.”   “Please, stay by my side… I do not mind however you treat me. I simply want to be with you. That is all. Nothing else… is necessary. [Name], I… want to be together with you.”  “I’m not going anywhere… I need you. I’ll be by your side…!”  “I’m telling you not to fret, aren’t I?”  “You’re no tool. You, who I am to protect, should not fight.” “I am… not the sort of man you take me to be. Not a magnificent lord, nor an honorable individual. I’m definitely not worthy of you.”  “I understand… ‘I love you’… a little as well.”  “[Name], please. Show me your face. No matter what form you take, my feelings towards you won’t change.”  “It’s fine if it’s little by little. If you… are coming… to understand it, I will wait any amount of time. Little by little is okay. I won’t… pry for an answer immediately. Until you say ‘I understand’… I will wait however long it takes… only for you. Today, I’d wanted to tell you ‘I love you’ once again, but it’s not as if I had desired anything from you in return.”  “[Name], I love you.”

[nightwell-deactivated20200125]

I’m going to have to science the heck out of this!