Cacofonix & Fulliautomatix chats part 2

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Cacofonix & Fulliautomatix chats part 2
Dossier of Viola
I want to present you my OC Viola, wife of Runta from Aladdin series and mother of their children — daughter Abbi and son Violet. After marriage, her husband took her surname — Featherbeakwing.
Since birth, she has ability to read people's thoughts and talk with birds (perfectly — with pigeons) on their language and understand them. She has a phenomenal memory, she remembers herself from birth.
Her real parents threw her, a newborn, into a ravine when they saw that she was incredible thin and sickly looking for Odiferan baby. After that, she was raised by an elderly childless couple who gave her such a name and left her a house and a farm as an inheritance.
Unlike Runta, Viola is an extrovert and desperately needed communication, and therefore, before meeting Runta, having no friends, she spent a long time communicating with birds, which, in her words, are «much more humane than people». Those around her called her a «consumptive madwoman».
She fell head over heels in love with Runta and, after some time, decided to confess it to him. They dated for ten years before getting married, and even then, it only happened after Runta was imprisoned, from which Viola rescued him.
Viola believes in omens and fate, and guessed the sex of her future children based on her food preferences during pregnancy (it is believed that if a pregnant woman wants meat and fish, she will have a boy, and if she wants sweets, she will have a girl), but in the case of her children, this belief worked exactly the opposite both times.
Viola Lilia Featherbeakwing
Age: 38
Birthday: May, 25th
Zodiac sign: Gemini ♊
Height: 1,9 m (6,2 ft)
Weight: 56 kg (140 lbs)
Dominant hand — left.
Favourite colour — Raspberry (dark pink)
Favourite food — cedar nuts and forest berries
Aura colour — Green 🟢
Temperament — sanguine
Spirit animal: pigeon, symbol of love, fidelity, motherhood, and spiritual purity.
Voice: Zhanna Aguzarova
Some random facts:
Her name is given in honor of the processed cheese, on the packaging of which there is a girl who looks like my heroine.
An early version of Viola's name was Ricotta.
Viola usually sleeps with her husband, entwining him with her arms and legs like lianas, which indicates her excessive jealousy.
Viola gave cute nicknames to her whole family: for her husband — «sweetiepie» (later — «sweetie-biscuitie»), for her daughter — «little raven», for her son — «nestling».
Viola owns 60 pigeons.
Viola is older abandoned sister of General Gouda.
Violet in Gacha Life
Original version / in Greek style
Viola in Gacha Life
Original version
Preteen (12 years old)
In Greek dress
Dancing in night tunic
Dossier of Violet
I want to present you my OC Violet, son of Runta from Aladdin series, who being included in my crossover «Asterix and the Germans» between «Aladdin series» & «Asterix and Obelix».
He is big fan of Cacofonix's music and even singing, because Runta everyday sings for his son typical villain lullabies about killing Uncouthma and other Odiferans (Runta has ridiculous hamming nasal voice, especially in Russian dub, and this is the reason why Violet doesn't find Cacofonix's singing terrible).
Violet is self-educating singer and musician, called «sunshine» and «wunderkind» by his father, «nestling» by his mother and «Cutie Violet» by Cacofonix.
He plays flowerwreath-like lyre, handmaded from wood by his father, because lyre is musical instrument of Greek god of arts Apollo, and Violet looks like Apollo. Little bony Apollo.
Violet also master of parodies and handmade (needlework, macrame, beadwork), he is obsesses with every Greek thing, include culture, mythology, architecture, food and many other.
Unfortunately, teached by his father, Violet scares of everyone, who is a barbarian. Except Cacofonix — Violet thinks Cacofonix is a civil and harmless person, who he can trust, because Cacofonix has a lyre — musical instrument, which doesn't used by any barbarians.
At least, Violet look like an angel, but he is son of Runta, apple from apple-tree. He is also violent-minded but doesn't show this his side in front of Cacofonix, who after several days near this boy didn't discover dark and cruel side of this «sweetie» and «cutie».
Violet Crocus Featherbeakwing
Age: 8
Birthday: May, 25th
Zodiac sign: Gemini ♊
Height: 1,6 m (5,2 ft)
Weight: 32 kg (80 lbs)
Dominant hand — he is ambidextrous
Favorite colour — purple 🟣, colour of his aura also purple (he shared with Cacofonix this aura colour).
Favorite food — anything sweet.
Temperament — melancholic
Spirit animal: budgerigar, symbol of sociability, imitation, learning, curiosity.
Voice: Adriana Caselotti
Some random facts:
Violet has Marfan syndrome, like his mother.
Violet is only member of his family who is ambidextrous, has curly hair and carries a bag instead of putting personal items in his pockets (he has too many personal items that always need to be at hand).
Violet's catchphrase is «Daddy says».
Violet can speak at 12 languages: Greek, Latin, German, Gallic (French), Helvetian (Swiss), Persian, Arabic, Egyptian, Iberian (Spanish), British, Chinese, Indian.
Violet dreams learn to fly.
Violet was taught to sing as a breathing exercise to treat his stuttering and prevent recurring respiratory infections.
An early version of his name was Robert.
If you would like to see any more items in this dossier, let me know
My Asterix and the Germans AUs
(beginning of the series of posts to celebrate the shared birthday of my OCs Viola and Violet)
Gender swap AU
Runtola was a court physician who was about to be married to the hated Prince Uncouthma. She planned to marry him to become a princess, then, after killing him, marry the poultry farmer Violan, a romantic, a dreamer, and the love of her life. When her plan was discovered, Uncouthma divorced Runtola immediately after their wedding and imprisoned her, from which Violan helped her escape.
They've been living on the outskirts for fifteen years now, raising two children: a supernaturally strong fourteen-year-old son, Forceabbiastan, or Abbi for short, and an eight-year-old daughter, Violetta. Violetta is simple — smart and beautiful, she'll easily find a wealthy husband when she grows up, but Forceabbiastan must integrate into this alien society to find decent work and a place in the sun.
On their way to Athens, stopping in a Gaulish village, Violetta met a bard named Cacofonia.
Age & Role swap AU
Violet was a troubadour from Bremen who fell in love with the court huntress, Abbi. Bud intended to challenge him to a battle on the Ring of Brute Force for his love, but Abbi declared that she liked Violet precisely because he was so different from her kind, and she wouldn't let anyone lay a finger on him. Violet then took her away from Odiferous to the big city.
In Bremen, they gave birth to twins: a daughter, Viola, and a son, Runta, who recently turned eight. Violet is a troubadour renowned throughout Germany, but his ambitions weren't limited to that — he decided to sail with his family to Athens for the «Golden Lyre of Orpheus» competition, and if he succeeded, to live there.
Violet met a boy named Cacofonix, who dreamed of becoming a bard when he grew up. Cacofonix, believing that Violet was his father but unaware of it, decided to secretly sail to Athens with them, hidden in their luggage.
Illustration for 14th chapter of my fanfic «Asterix and the Germans»
Marcus, shaking off the flood of memories, planned to take it out on the barbarian family, and on Cacofonix in particular, taking revenge on them all for his orphanhood and life's hardships. He was disgusted by the fact that these little barbarian brats were still basking in the love and care of both parents, while this barbarian couple lived together, separated first by military service, then by death itself, and reunited only in the afterlife.
«This dwarf barbarian could be useful to me», — Marcus thought, watching the solvent being prepared. — «What if I cut out his tongue and keep him as a scientific slave? He'll prepare combat poisonous substances according to my recipes, since even with a filter mask, it causes irreparable harm. And anyway, even if I don't cut out their tongues, who in their right mind would believe the words of this filth? Killing should only be done in the most extreme cases, and if I cut out their tongues, I can extract some benefit from each of them, and even further torment them, making their torment lifelong.
The savage woman is amazingly slender and beautiful, I can use her as a concubine, the brute gorilla will work in the mines and quarries and turn the crank, allowing me to extract energy similar to that contained in lightning, the little long-haired barbarian will do as a slave musician, — he is too weak and unfit even to clean my sandals, — and I will use the vile Gaulish bard as a test subject. Thanks to my hatred for him, I have been very productive lately and in just a month I have created darts with sleeping pills and poison, as well as shackles for restraining the super strength, and I am developing new devices. He will help me test them. It will be adequate retribution for what he did – he stood in my way, and now he will facilitate my creative process. Mwa-ha-ha!».
Viola swallowed nervously and continued to pray to the gods even more fervently. This prospect was even more terrifying than murder.
Marcus undressed Viola with his eyes, devouring her with a smacking sound. He wanted to do to this woman what the whole world had done to him and his dreams of his father's return from military service: trample her, humiliate her, render her defenseless, instill despair and hopelessness, make her weep. Only he had to be careful — he would have to order the slaves to thoroughly wash this savage woman in seven waters with a whole host of chemicals.
This fragment for Russian auditory:
Марк, стряхнув нахлынувшие воспоминания, задумал отыграться на варварской семейке и на Какофониксе в особенности, мстя им всем за свое сиротство и жизненные неурядицы. Ему претило то, что эти варварята до сих пор купаются в любви и заботе обоих родителей, а эта варварская парочка живет не порознь, когда вначале их разделила военная служба, а затем сама смерть, а воссоединились они только на том свете.
«Этот мелкий варвар может быть мне полезен. — подумал Марк, наблюдая за процессом приготовления растворителя. — А что, если отрезать ему язык и оставить в качестве ученого раба? Будет готовить по моим рецептам боевые отравляющие вещества, поскольку даже при использовании фильтрующей маски наносится непоправимый вред здоровью.
Да и вообще, даже если не отрезать им языки, кто в здравом уме поверит словам этой грязи? Убивать надо только в самых крайних случаях, а если отрезать им всем языки, то я смогу извлечь пользу из каждого, да еще и дополнительно поиздеваться над ними, сделав их мучения пожизненными.
Дикарка удивительно стройна и красива, я смогу использовать ее в качестве наложницы, громила-горилла будет работать в рудниках и каменоломнях и крутить рычаг, что позволит мне добывать энергию вроде той, которая заключена в молниях, патлатый недоросль сгодится в качестве раба-музыканта, а поганого галльского барда я сделаю подопытным. Благодаря ненависти к нему я очень плодотворно работал последнее время и всего за месяц создал дротики со снотворным и ядом, а также кандалы для удержания сверхсильных, и разрабатываю новые приспособления. Он мне и поможет испытать их. Это будет адекватной расплатой за то, что он сделал — он встал на моем пути, а теперь будет способствовать моему творческому процессу. Муа-ха-ха!».
Виола нервно сглотнула и продолжила еще более ревностно молить богов. Эта перспектива была еще более ужасающей, чем убиение.
Марк раздевал Виолу глазами, с причмокиванием пожирая ее взглядом. Ему хотелось сделать с этой женщиной то, что сделал весь мир с ним и его мечтами о возвращении отца со службы в армии: растоптать, унизить, сделать беззащитным, вселить отчаяние и безысходность, заставить рыдать. Только следует быть осторожным — надо будет отдать рабам приказ тщательно и до скрипа вымыть эту дикарку в семи водах с целой кучей химикалий.
This drawing inspired by this meme🔻
I KNEW IT
(btw your quiz is super fun I loved it :D)
Hahah many people have him! Which is funny because I thought Martinus answers wouldn't be picked that often in this quiz xD
Also idk if I posted my quiz here on tumblr so I'm leaving the link below :P
I'm a Negativus
That's logical, I'm medical student
Thank you @coe-olivier, this quiz is amazing)
Cacofonix & Fulliautomatix chats as separate art form
Illustration for 18th chapter of my fanfic «Asterix and the Germans»
Meanwhile, Caesar sat on his throne, conversing with Brainsideoutus, who was perched on the cushions at the foot of the throne.
«Will the indomitable village be subdued if Runta is unleashed upon it? It would be wonderful if he dealt with them the same way he dealt with the Odiferans...».
The psychic paused briefly, then began chattering, jumping from one thing to another and interrupting himself:
«No, and there are reasons for that. He did it after drinking a magical Gaulish potion that multiplies a person's existing strength. The Gauls still have the potion, and they could easily deal with Runta alone. His daughter is the best candidate for this. To deal with her alone without the potion, it would take forty Gauls under the influence of the magic potion. Runta hated the Odiferans, but he felt nothing but contempt for the Gauls. Furthermore, the magic potion's effects become stronger and longer lasting with strong emotions. Runta would have gone for it if only the bard Cacofonix hadn't been in the village. Runta was very grateful to him for helping him and his family escape Marcus Gladiolus. In other words, if he gave the potion to a beefy Roman legionary, say, Eagleyeus, and took the potion from the village, the results would be faster!».
«Sounds reasonable. And as for the bard, let him stay with this family. Perhaps they'll even make a true Roman out of him. It's interesting, he voluntarily went to the civilized world, and without an escort at that...».
«Runta persuaded him to go to a music competition in Athens with his son. The bard Cacofonix has always dreamed of recognition and hopes that in Athens he will find what he seeks».
«I really like this Runta. His actions have given me a wonderful idea. Why not disperse all the inhabitants of this village across the Roman world? Each of them has specific dreams and goals that could be realized in the civilized world, and this might force them to compromise their indomitability! Can you compile a list of suitable Roman candidates for this?».
«If there are any, then easily. For example, Runta can be forced to communicate with the druid and achieve something, as Runta is knowledgeable in chemistry. Viola, now the governor's wife and awash in luxury, can influence the chieftain's wife, who hails from the now-conquered Lutetia, the capital of Gaul, and is extremely fond of finery, jewelry, and other trappings of luxury. Moreover, she has a wealthy brother in Lutetia, whom she regularly visits. Also working at the Techno-Greek manufactory is the Spartan Volcanos, a steelmaker; he can be forced to interact with the blacksmith there. So...».
As soon as the guards led him into the throne room, the first thing Ambitious noticed was Brainsideoutus, sitting on an embroidered cushion at the foot of the throne, wearing an embroidered toga instead of his garish rags.
«What are you doing here, Brainsideoutus?» — Ambitious was taken aback. — «Shouldn't you be with Megajerkus right now?».
«Marcus Gladiolus killed him with a poison dart. Caesar rewarded me for this information, and I am now his agent. As for you, Ambitious, you will now become a centurion».
They chatted for a while: Brainsideoutus answered Ambitious's questions about various aspects of the Aquarium situation, demanding payment for the information.
«Am I disturbing you?» — Caesar protested, then pointed at the young man who had come to see him. — «What brings you here?».
Finally noticing the man he had come to see, Ambitious began to chatter:
«Ave, Caesar! I am Ambitious, optio of centurion Megajerkus of the Aquarium camp! We are halfway to conquering the indomitable village, and we require a top-notch spy, Chameleonus, a master of camouflage, to track down the secret stash of Gaulish magic potion and steal it for us».
«So, Aquarium plans to enslave the indomitable Gauls, which will then allow them to become slaves of Rome? I'd like to know what exactly you intend to do...».
As soon as Ambitious had outlined the essence of the plan he had devised with Megajerkus: to send a druid out of the village and steal the potion he would prepare before leaving, Caesar sent for Chameleonus, who promptly responded.
Illustration for 16th chapter of my fanfic «Asterix and the Germans»
for another @arkeslo 's request
Violet sprinted out into the palace garden. There, he decided to try out the swing hanging from a tree branch. Naturally, Abbi helped him, occasionally jumping up and grabbing the seat to give him a little extra push.
«I can fly-a-a-a!» — he squealed, kicking his legs with delight. — «I soar like a peregrine falcon when it swoops down to snatch its prey!».
This fragment for Russian auditory:
Вайлет со всех ног устремился в дворцовый сад. Там он решил опробовать качели, висящие на ветке дерева. Разумеется, с этим ему помогала Абби, время от времени подпрыгивая и подхватывая сиденье, чтобы посильнее толкнуть его вперед.
— Я умею лета-а-ать! — визжал он, болтая ногами от восторга. — Я парю, словно сокол-сапсан, когда он стремительно пикирует, чтобы добычу схватить!
I chose April 17th as Abbi's birthday, and to celebrate, I drew a comic about her growth and change, and her fifteenth birthday celebration with her family.
(Second from the left is me).
Abbi, grinning from the front, looks really creepy; drawing her like that was a mistake. I usually draw people in three-quarter view: it's easier because the nose is drawn from the side, and both eyes are in the picture.
SOMEBODY STOP ME
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Illustration for 1st chapter of my fanfic «Asterix and the Germans»
For another amazing request from amazing @arkeslo
«Asterix, maybe we should give Abbi some magic potion to give her strength?» — Obelix suggested.
Asterix slapped himself on the forehead.
«No, thanks, I don't need it», — Abbi refused.
«Did you fall into it too when you were little?» — Obelix asked curiously.
«No, I was born like this. I was born at the moment of the annular solar eclipse and since then I have the strength of forty barbarians — this is not exact, dad just figured that about forty...».
«Do you have a potion that gives superhuman strength? Can I try it?» — asked Runta. He explained his request like this: «I forgot something at home... Not very important, but since such a rare opportunity has arisen, I want to quickly swim to...».
This fragment for Russian auditory:
— Астерикс, может быть, дадим Абби зелья для придания сил? — предложил Обеликс.
Астерикс хлопнул себя по лбу.
— Нет, спасибо, мне оно не нужно. — отказалась Абби.
— Ты тоже в него упала, когда была маленькой? — полюбопытствовал Обеликс.
— Нет, я такая от рождения. Я родилась в момент кольцевого солнечного затмения и с тех пор у меня сила сорока варваров — это не точно, просто папа прикинул, что около сорока...
— У вас есть зелье, придающее сверхчеловеческую силу? Можно попробовать? — попросил Рунтар. Объяснил свою просьбу он так: — Я кое-что дома забыл... Не очень важное, но раз уж появилась такая редкая возможность, хочу оперативно сплавать.