Uhhhhhhh

Abigail

[mamoru]

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

[lucyllawless]

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES (1991) dir. Jon Avnet

For @damnwormholes​

[soracities]

How will the world end?

it’s genuinely not something i think too much about. there are people to love and dishes to do in the meantime.

[midwestbirdingclub]

via

[soracities]

...........................

[robertacolndrez]

[radiofreederry]

[sjweminem]

she sauce on my scrod till i'm a New Man

[plesiosaurchestra]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[bulkhummus]

its easy to be sucked up by the vacuum cleaner if you aren't careful

[milflaszlo]

You know what I think? It’s cold, unlovable bitches like us make the world go round. EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[milf-adjacent]

[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

[winduppup]

girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce

[winduppup]

and boys go to jupiter to get on the compupiter

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[cyelatm]

Father John Misty

[probablyasocialecologist]

[redpandarascal]

same as it ever was

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[animentality]

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]