[just-a-small-town-gay]

A new pup had entered the villa

[politedemon]

TED LASSO || S04E02

[lunar-years]

You know what? I actually do feel a little bit bad for s1 Rebecca. What do you the mean the hardline sports journalist she recruited to knock down the zany cornball from America she only hired in her pursuit to take down her evil scumbag ex-husband by destroying his football club would turn out to be a gay disaster who immediately falls in love with the cob? I mean what are the chances.

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[hyperfixations-and-hecticness]

Funniest part of Ted Lasso 4.2 is the revelation that Roy Kent has been enacting horror movie style tactics in the visitors locker room in order to psychologically destabilise visiting teams. The second funniest part is that in order to do this properly he has hired a professional rat trained for the West End.

[tedllasso]

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[depsidase]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[dogpuppy]

[girlwiththeflashingeyes]

really obsessed with this comment under a simon and garfunkel edit. who up revelling in melancholia and hints of the homo erotic

[ruled-by-tv]

so difficult being a simon and garfunkel fan during a heatwave when you can't hear the drizzle of the rain and the autumn winds doesn't blow chilly and cold and you can't turn your collar to the cold and damp and the leaves that are green aren't turning to brown and the new york city winters aren't bleeding you and there isn't a patch of snow on the ground and the sky isn't gray and white and cloudy and you're not alone on a winters day in a deep and dark december and-

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[lutalical]