Civil Blood Makes Civil Hands Unclean

I finally gave in. I reblog enough Stucky for a side blog

[greyelfsworld]

Worst parallel marvel ever made

They deserve so much better than this,

[seopoos]

an exhibit

[mickeyhale]

Am I the only one?

[lotsofflailing-deactivated20200]

My favorite thing is Bucky getting genuinely annoyed when Steve refuses to take him seriously, because “Steve, I’m one of the most feared assassins in the past hundred years, I’ve shot two presidents, I once killed a dozen men while blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back, do the dishes goddammit.” 

And Steve just, like, laughs at him.

[rachelamberish]

Steve, crying: “we all lost a part of ourselves…..”

Steve, with a broken voice: “I don’t know what I’m gonna do if this doesn’t work…”

Natasha: “oh okay so you’re in LOVE love”

[lotsofflailing-deactivated20200]

Hot take: Steve and Bucky call each other things like “sweetheart” half the time and and “douchebag” the other half. 

It’s bizarre, because Steve will hang up the phone with Bucky by saying “love you, honey” but then when Sam looks at his phone, Bucky is listed as “fucking asshole”. And then Steve will respond to “shithead” with the same smile as when Bucky calls him “dear”.

[avengersgroupchat]

requested: GOTTA FIND STEVE A DATE

[valyurse]

Bucky Barnes when T’challa came after him

[kidzboppizza]

It’s called Endgame because in the end Steve and Bucky get happily married because they’ve always been endgame.

[shadowheartache]

HE FOUND BUCKY AND THEN LOST HIM AGAIN FUCK YOU THANOS

[lotsofflailing-deactivated20200]

Sam: I wonder if supersoldier saliva has, like, special healing properties.

Bucky: If it does, my dick's gotta be ridiculously healthy by now.

Sam: *chokes*

[arguablysomaya]

Bucky: Why are you calling me this late?

Steve: I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad.

Bucky: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.

Steve: What?! No, it's not - why would I -

[mcuwho]

[rneedshelp]

Bucky, walking in for breakfast at the compound: Hey Steve you wanna Netflix and chill later?

Steve: Sure.

Peter, choking on lucky charms: Sorry Mr. Barnes, but you do know that means sex right?

Bucky:

Bucky: My offer still stands.

[noshitmarvel]

Bucky, shooting steve with a nerf gun: you just got shot by my never-ending love and affection. bang bang bitch i’ll never run out of bullets

[damn-shawty]

Person B: *talking about their OTP* they were gay before gay was legal

Person A: I can’t believe you just said that

[ohitsmsn]

Mindreaders

Me: Reading fanfic.

Me: Gets to a smutty part…

Me: (Character) spreads (his/her) legs open…

Me: Imagining that the people around me can read my thoughts…

Me: AbOrT! aBoRt!! ABORT MISSION!!!