mcu incorrect quotes

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[noshitmarvel]

y'all loud as fuck. acting like fucking eight year olds complaining about tom being seen with a girl. what did you expect? for him to be single his whole life? he's a grown ass man.

imagine having people coming for your ass everytime you are seen with someone. sounds annoying as fuck, right?

he does not owe you anything so stop acting like you fucking own the poor guy.

and for those who think she's his cousin ???? y'all just looking for any dumb excuse or theory to feed your unrealistic fantasy of life. sit your goofy ass down and stop acting like clowns.

period.

[noshitmarvel]

someone take the internet away from me

[epiphanies]

whoop there it is

[noshitmarvel]

Tony: what kind of tea is this, pete?

Peter: oh, i just boiled some gatorade

[noshitmarvel]

Tony: all in all, this was a 100% successful trip

Thor: but we lost Loki in the way

Tony: I SAID ALL IN ALL 100% SUCCESSFUL TRIP

[noshitmarvel]

Steve: do you ever feel like you're being watched?

Sam: yeah, but when you're this good looking you start getting used to it

[bebx]

Reblog if you’re also scared so we can cuddle and comfort each other online ❤️

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[noshitmarvel]

man, not gonna lie

i’d fuck the shit out of david dobrik 

[noshitmarvel]

biTCH WHAT THE FUCK ???? ? ?

[noshitmarvel]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[madimoo31]

Spread this around!!!!

[noshitmarvel]

Seems like we're only going backwards

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[blueastro-deactivated20170311]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

[noshitmarvel]

Bucky, shooting steve with a nerf gun: you just got shot by my never-ending love and affection. bang bang bitch i'll never run out of bullets

[noshitmarvel]

Tony: *opens first aid kit* WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?

Peter: *bleeding out* i tought it was funny at the time

[noshitmarvel]

Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work