hi im emily and idk what im doing

im just trying to survive in this stupid place

[lilwater]

[am1na1992]

I’ve legit been laughing at this for like 2 days

[liquid-tv-afternoons]

@carrie-onn

[thesoftestcloud]

reblog to delete country music

[ridleydaisy]

[peterquill]

[fuks]

[crimnatic]

[iamalakeofburningorchids-deacti]

[teamcoco]

WATCH: The Origin Of Aubrey Plaza’s Awkwardness

[americlanapparel]

me: wakes up

me: continues 2 chill for another 3 hrs in bed for good measure

[americlanapparel]

what she says: im fine

what she means: in that one episode of sonny with a chance, when sonny created a fake club called "the basement", she told tawni that chad still believed miley and hannah were two different people. this means that both shows existed in the same universe during the same time period. when selena gomez guest-starred in one episode, she played herself, yet she portrayed hannah's archenemy mikayla on hannah montana. lets also recall that hannah and alex russo met on the S.S. TIPTON during the crossover "wizards on deck with hannah montana". so is selena really leading not a double, but a TRIPLE life? and more importantly, what is her real identity? selena, mikayla, or alex?

[americlanapparel]

cat: *purposefully climbs up my leg*

cat: *stands tall and proud on my lap*

cat: *stares steadily into middle distance*

me: would you like to sit or you know, lie down

cat: no i'm good

me: may i hug you

cat: do not hug me

[hotscrabble-deactivated20160817]

well then

[prohomophobe-deactivated2017033]

*turns hat backwards* now ive got to catch…the killer

[i-am-entei]

[mega-dragonite]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH

[sage-nebula]

NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.

YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.

[dmuhfuqa]

[fruitnowcan]

woogedy woogedy woogedy

[laceyletsparty]

Can they just put Rocket Power on Netflix already? I’d die of happiness

[monobeartheatre]

[terefah]

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

[boss-cookies-deactivated2016100]