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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@amethystterror
Since a medieval-inspired fantasy setting would probably be using dice made from bone, necromancers are unbeatable at gambling.
Fantasy casino guy: “Hey, Gul'nar'thx, you wanna come roll some knucklebones?”
Gul'nar'thx the Black Priest of Thulgnarf, as his eyes turn into big cartoon dollars signs: “Oh, boy, would I!”
@ everyone whos like “gomez is so ugly now what did they do to him” or “why is he fat now” or “this is such a waste of oscar isaac why couldnt he stay handsome”
How is it possible for these people to have no self awareness whatfuckingsoever
They’re right tho i actually hate all cishets
I dont have “hetero” ships bc if I ship two characters who are a woman and a man that means they’re both bisexuals
@thorthunderboi yeah……
@thorthunderboi ur welcome,
I can’t handle this kids savagery better end it all.
thankies
When you turn 18, you have to choose a life goal. When you complete that goal, your life ends, but until that goal is complete, you can’t die. Some people choose hard goals to live forever, some choose something with their best friend so that they die at the same time.
I made a horrible mistake.
Everyone has to declare a life goal when they turn 18, and when the goal is completed, you have fulfilled your purpose and are free to pass.
I’d had a little too much fun with the guys the night before he ceremony, took some stuff I probably shouldn’t have, and when it was my turn to declare, I was still a little out of it.
‘My goal is to be the last man standing!’
It was a bit of a joke, just a remnant of the shit talking last night when all of us were off the chain. There was silence in the auditorium, an entire two seconds of an awkward void before the far too-polite applause began. At the very least I’ll be remembered as one of those people who has a dumb goal, right?
I was so very wrong. I shouldn’t have taken this so lightly. I shouldn’t have partied so hard.
That was so very long ago I have stopped counting the years. I don’t know what hellscape I was born in where you aren’t able to die until you complete your life goal, but here we are.
The joke was to be the last man standing among my friends. But I wasn’t that specific. I’m still able bodied, as I play catch with my great….. 17 greats, I think…. grandchildren. At least I won’t turn into a cricket like…… that dude in the Greek myth. Eternal life but not eternal youth.
Even THAT was so long ago. I’ve worked every job, gotten every degree, seen all the drama, and tasted every kind of food. Immortality is not a gift, it’s a curse.
I should have picked something simple, like my wife. She passed away peacefully at 97, with our two-week old great-granddaughter in her arms.
Companionship is hard. I’ve been called rip van winkle so many times I think I might just legally change my name to that….. oh wait, I did that already too. Nobody wants to date someone several thousands of years older than them……Has it been thousands? Or hundreds of thousands? I gave up keeping track a long time ago.
Most people left to colonize other planets a while back. I haven’t seen another human on earth in a long time. The wildlife has started to spring back now that the climate has recalibrated itself……again. Funny how that works. People always talked about how aliens would freak out about how durable and resilient humans are, but it turns out, we’re just a product of our environment.
How do I deal with the loneliness? I guess I’ve become accustomed to it. But, on a deeper level, just the fact that I’m still alive today is proof that I’m not truly alone down here.
And when I am finally, truly and completely alone, at least it won’t be for very long.
you know, i was expecting the punchline to be, everyone else in the auditorium sat down and you died immediately.
that’s… not… what bi means…
In honor of arbor day we dumped 5000 spiders into the nearest river
What the ever living fuck
The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely
In my next life I will be reborn as #me.
salem is a model …………..
this morning he ate a whole bowl of (cooked) ground beef that we were going to use for nachos so i have decided that salem, specifically, is the april fool and nobody can tell me otherwise
there's one 2 genders
sans and komaeda
um? the onceler??
what the fuck is this sjw bullshit the Bible said Adam and Eve not How Bad Can I Be
Hey gamers I’m seeing a lot of aesthetic posts of this anime so fair warning
This is an incest anime called in English My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute (shortened to Oreimo in Japanese) which is about a 17 year old brother getting into a relationship with his 14 year old sister and at one point hooks up with the 15 year old goth girl. It’s pretty nasty!! There’s lots of sexualization of those two characters in the show and i’m seeing the most aesthetic posts with the goth girl and I’m guessing it’s due to being unaware, but please look out and when you see it on your dash let the person who rbed it know!!
And if ur gonna judge me for knowing the show it’s because I watched it when it came out when I was 13 I was dumb and didn’t know better.
God this sounds like satire but it’s CNBC
Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
That’s it I’m outta here. HYAAAH *slaps own ass*
