Good Evening Gamers

Duck He/they Ao3:purpleduck14

[purpleduck1400]

Stoat-pope-yuri -> Webspite

[purpleduck1400]

webspite -> purpleduck1400

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[void-of-existence]

HE KNOWS OH MY GODS

I SCREAMED ALOUD

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[1percentcharge]

Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)

[dreamofless]

enough.

(more doodles under the cut)

the comic is sponsered by my own aroace ness. it has been so healing to see such a wide accepted headcanon with grace being aroace. he is so special to me.

[voynichs]

obsessed with the fact that the welcome to night vale guy thinks he invented "welcome to [blank]" and gets really indignant and thinks other people who use that phrase ripped him off. its amazing. its a level of confident i aspire to be.

[shrike-dyke]

another one... david lynch you're a dead man

[joshpeck]

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I still don't understand why "larp" suddenly means fake fan, I'd say roleplaying something irl would be an indication of a dedicated fan

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[qifreynothing]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[targetedknowledge]

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[itsmissing]

design comm for a "cambrian explosion wizard"

[itsmissing]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

'Most humans who get sent on suicide missions end up just about fine' is a statistical error. Ryland Georg, who ended his suicide mission having discovered sentient alien life, made it his best friend, found his way to an alien planet and lived out the rest of his life indulging in his true calling whilst living the life of an interplanetary hero in a custom-built habitat was an outlier and should not have been counted.

[drtrinitysantos]

fork found in kitchen. me also found in kitchen that's how I found the fork

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add