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[sparkleypantz]

                            ❝ ALRIGHT, what’s going on dudes – ?? ❞

[deimos66]

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Song of Imaginary Beings by IAMX

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&& egbxrtia:

“dude, you haven’t been outside – outside . you’ve been in the middle of the forest, so how can you know what others are wearing theses days? they could awesomely be wearing socks on their noses and you wouldn’t have a CLUE. that’s kind of lame.” 

“i guess they look like pajamas to someone who doesn’t know fashion, but your knee socks aren’t as SWEET as my hood. what do you know about clothing anyway? aren’t you like TEN?”

                 ❝ there’s a difference between being in the middle of the                   forest and being unable to see society. besides, i have to                         work in a tourist trap for the summer. i know what                               others are wearing, even if i don’t want to. ❞

                        ❝ twelve, actually. but i seem to know more about                                fashion than you considering your ‘sweet                                           hood' looks like a windsock. ❞

[amheus-blog]

[qinasfs]

@the universe

please chill. im trying my best.

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&& hunmist:

     “It’s a little —- late for a kid to be out in the forest.”       That, and Stanford was hot on a trail of a G o b l i n. He didn’t need the boy to get in the way. Even more so when he had business with it.

                   ❝ just because i'm a kid doesn’t mean i’m unable                           to get into the forest after dark, you know. ❞

              this was a bad idea. he’s messing around with some             version of a timeline talking to this guy, and the fact that                  he’s currently in the past doesn’t bode well on his                         consciousness. butterfly effect, anyone ??

                         ❝ it’s a little late for anyone to be creeping                                       around the forest, actually. ❞

[fourbia-deactivated20150514]

stop ruining peoples fun on roleplay. this whole thing where you have to be “serious” as a roleplayer or people will unfollow you is ridiculous. if I acted like my muse i’d be miserable. i’m not here because it’s a JOB seeing as roleplaying is a hobby. just because YOU want to moan and be “professional and mild”  and rain on other peoples happiness doesn’t mean i’m here to live by your rules. stop ruining other peoples fun just because you don’t want to have any. sounds harsh but it needs to be said, the world doesn’t revolve around anyone and neither does my roleplaying. 

[2hunted-deactivated20220906]

mabel? is that you?

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&& tfwmigraines:

     LOL WELL GRAB A CAN OF FUEL CAUSE TONIGHT WE BECOME ARSONISTS—- that’s if the cops don’t get us first WHICH I DOUBT.

                       SWEE -- but wait.

                          aren't you part of the cops tho ??

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&& tfwmigraines:

   DO YOU GUYS WANNA START A FIRE??

                     ............................ YES.

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millions and billions and trillions of stars, but i’m down here low, fussing over scars…

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

[bingomann]

[amheus-blog]

“Get in the attic. NOW." 

[jxffrey-woods-deactivated201502]

fill out with muse info.

[amheus-blog]

name: ???? pines. nicknames: dipper, dipping sauce, pine tree, dr. fun times. gender: male. age: 12 (in show). date of birth: ??/??/1999. spoken languages: english. romantic preference: biromantic. sexual preference: heterosexual. occupation: ( unpaid ) part-time mystery shack employee. criminal record: arrested once for creating counterfeit money. disorders: n/a. eye color: brown. hair color: brown. height: approx. 5′3″ ( arguably 5′3″ and a millimeter ). scars: none. burns: none. overweight: no. underweight: no. color: teal. food: not even he knows. drink: pitt soda. candy: not loser candy, that’s for sure. had sex: no. had sex in public: no. gotten pregnant: no. kissed a boy: yes. kissed a girl: no. gotten tattoos: only temporary. gotten piercings: no. smoked / drank / done drugs: no. no. no. had a broken heart: n/a. been in love: yes. needed surgery: no. stayed up for more than 24 hours: frequently. a virgin: yes. a cuddler: yes. a kisser: n/a. scared easily: occasionally. jealous easily: yes. trustworthy: as of late, trust is scarce for him. single: yes. in a relationship: nope. considered mean: no. harmed themselves: does a demon possessing his body that made him stab himself with forks and made him fall down the stairs count ?? thought of suicide: no. attempted suicide: no. wanted to kill someone: you could say that. have / had a job: he’s twelve. what do you think ?? fears: losing his sister. siblings: mabel pines. parents: ??? pines - father. ??? pines - mother. other: grunkle stan. children: no. pet(s): nope.

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&& egbxrtia:

“about what?”

          he’s oblivious towards these kinds of things.              when the other motioned to his clothing,              he just raised a brow. 

“they are not pajamas, they are… well, i’m not sure what they would be called. my friends have their own class too! don’t you have a pair?”

                            L   a  m  e   o  !!

“and what’s wrong with them? they’re really comfy. at least i’m not the one pointing out your FREAKISHLY long socks, they are almost up to your knees– do you play soccer or something?”

                                 ❝ they look like pajamas. what can i say ??                                 it’s kinda strange to be out in public wearing                                                      pajama-like clothes. ❞

                            there’s a small huff as he shuffles his feet slightly,                                silently urging himself not to look like he cares                                              about the length of his socks.

                             ❝ ... i’m staying at a house in the middle of the                              forest. there’s such a thing called tics, y’know. ❞

[amheus-blog]

Your new theme is PERFECT tbh.

ooc. i actually liKE one of my themes for once im rlly rlLY proud of it

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           -- tfwmigraines ??

                              ❝ -- what are you doing ?? i had everything                             under control until you decided to show up !! ❞

                    ( actually, he didn’t. he’s just angry because he wasn’t                         able to get a good look at whatever that thing was                         chasing him before goggles here knocked it out. )