Make that a double

Chloe, 25, Daiquiri Queen, cat lover and coffee addict

[roseinthebusiness]

bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches

[naramdil]

third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

[icouldbeherpocketbacon]

Sam’s stupid t-shirts, now in Creative Director

[icouldbeherpocketbacon]

#he’s only doing marisha now while he’s safely out of her punching reach (via @bravest-notts)

[somecutething]

Snack has been heard!

(via RealWinstonTheCorgi)

[anxietyproblem]

[blasticheart-moved-deactivated2]

[ampervadasz]

[captainoftheshipping]

Marry that man

[mavenmemnon]

[citrineghost]

holy fuck the breadth of emotion in this video is astounding

[soulsearcher33]

That looked screamed “HELP ME”

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[callmesero]

IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT

[kidslovecudi]

Kid Cudi dancing on stage at Coachella durng MGMT’s set to “Electric Feel”

[l904]

[janet-snakeholemacklin]

[habibi243]

This scene caused people to go broke lol

[lightskintgawd]

I’m people

[candiikismet]

Me

[everythingfox]

“My rescue cat allows me to help him groom”

(Source)

[conbiniiko]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

OH!!!!!!!! 😭

[badjokesbyjeff]

The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:

How dense the population is

How dense the population is

[probablyasocialecologist]

[anodymalion]

I realized that a bunch of my favorite vines are ones I haven’t seen in any vine complications and I was afraid of losing them to the void so here you are (plus some classics that I couldn’t leave out)

Part 2

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[titenoute]

thanks for the context omg

[ebonyheartnet]

@wagnetic

[gaycop]

top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

I'm sure some of you will struggle with the sudden change of your social comfort levels brought about by self-isolation. But if it makes you feel any better, you've been forcing us introverts to do Christmas parties for fucking years, so suck it up.

[treeofcups]

Veth is gonna end up as the Bilbo Baggins of Felderwin: left under mysterious circumstances, went away on a big, life-changing adventure, made boatloads of money…

[boudicathebrave]

Also presumed dead. Will they return to find what’s left of their house turned over? Will Veth need to interrogate the neighbors for both her silverware and silver buttons??

Will her wizard friend come visit and do fireworks and magic tricks for the neighborhood children???

[treeofcups]

I hope so!