YourLocalMagpie

Hi there! I'm a multi-fandom person, so there are no set specifics on this blog. May have 18+ content at random.

[lohboh]

the only reason I know anything about the world cup right now is through nanoff drawing the losing countries getting railed

[lohboh]

wtf happened in today's game

[everyryuujisuguro]

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

[elodieunderglass]

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

[valiants]

Some ghoap AUs for flatwasher and pineapplemona! Thank you 🥊🎬

[valiants]

Some kofi requests… Horangi for wolf, and ghoap-licking for whatliesdreaming 🐯👅

[valiants]

Some ghoap AUs for flatwasher and pineapplemona! Thank you 🥊🎬

[neon-voids]

[davidcronenburgers]

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

[valiants]

Courting

[valiants]

A little period AU dream for lunar.lord... thank you my love 🥹🕺

[poketcg-art]

Audino -- Asako Ito

[eisenkrahe]

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[croaksac]

HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:

Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

[rosslynpaladin]

When I was a child there were

22

of these magnificent ancient creatures still alive on this world. and I was aware of this at that age because nearly half of them were in a very secretive building on a hilltop near my house, in a last ditch effort by conservation scientists to breed and raise babies.

fifteen. Just born. this season. I cry tears of joy.

You did it. You're doing it. Keep fighting for a future, everybody- it's working.

[valiants]

A little period AU dream for lunar.lord... thank you my love 🥹🕺

[kyoukorpse]

Someone to be brave for.

excerpt is from chapter 29 of the novel.

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[mikamika06]

I played a spacer Shepard so mama Shep is alive and it’s so funny to sprinkle in this shakarian fic I’m writing that Hackett hooked up with mama Shep before earth mission and are dating now post war LOL.

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)