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overheard on the bus

Boy:*reading from phone* I heard 1 in 4 people are gay. That means at least one person in my friendship group is gay. I hope it’s Michael, because Michael’s cute.

blookmallow

the history of japan video is like. just musical enough that it can get stuck in my head sort of but its not actually a song so ill be just

minding my own business

n then suddenly my brain just goes

.

♪♬ japan should take the islands ♪♬

butterflyknyfe

the body types,

the body types

veranthia

do my eyes cruelly deceive me or is that an actual plus-sized girl in anime

samuraiabstinencepatrol

“Oshiete! Galko-chan is a short anime about the daily lives and humorous discussions the girls have about various topics and myths regarding girls’ bodies.”

Looks like the body thing is a theme in the whole anime

benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

puffple

#video #loud

Someone: Raising a family is hard

Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

relentless-soul

hellscapef2p

chaotic neutral

jubilantpixie

that’s. not what that means? honestly this is lawful evil

pfsrd-deactivated20161211

i dunno that seems pretty chaotic to me

jubilantpixie

no no no see “chaotic” means “untethered by rules” not “creating chaos” but this person has very clearly followed the rules to the letter, which is the clear sign of lawful evil.

voidwish-deactivated20170416

I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.

voidwish-deactivated20170416

Holding the actual joke in my hand again and still can’t believe it’s real.

binarymachinelanguage

#a joke about trans ppl that isn’t at their expense??? and is just a pun?????

drerahv

what the fuck is with men and how they write women taking showers honestly. like all of that back-arching mouth-half-open luxoriously-running-fingers-through-hair shit. straight dudes thinkin girls are like damn-near climax from just being naked, whats w/ that

from now on the only female shower scenes ill accept involve either; a). sitting in a ball on the shower floor or b). standing completely still while staring into the abyss absentmindedly and scratching your ass. anything else gets a 0 and a “see me after class”