[spocktheestallion]

Every year Dracula daily revamps interest in the novel and every year I have to be reminded of the utter buffoonery and misogyny that pervades every modern adaptation that romanticizes Dracula and his predation of women in the name of being “subversive” while completely cutting out or sidelining his predation of men (namely Jonathan) because all of a sudden when he’s assaulting and robbing men of their agency it’s not sexy or sympathetic anymore and we can’t include Jonathan (one of the most interesting and unique and ACTUALLY subversive male characters in gothic literature) because he’s not “manly” enough

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]

[mouse-doubleo100]

the more i watch star trek tos, the more it becomes abundantly clear that the reason why modern trek doesnt get kirk at all is because they dont utilise mccoy nearly as much anymore

in modern trek, they always present the idea of logic vs emotion, with spock being logic and kirk being emotion, but thats not how tos has it. in tos, the logic vs emption debate is spock vs mccoy. kirk is supposed to be the mediator between the two, sometimes siding with one side over the other, sometimes finding a middle ground between the two. thats why hes the captain, hes able to see all angles and pick the best course

when you make kirk the emotional one, it completely breaks the format, because 9 time out of 10, it means kirk has to be correct. theres no more balance

mccoy is just as important to tos as spock is, and while i do understand why spock is as popular as he is, without mccoy, the show doesnt work. you need them both. kirk spock and mccoy are the three leads of the show, and removing one requires you to change the others, which is whats happened to kirk

[helix-22]

uhura sketch ^^

[the-insidious-dr-grey-matter]

Patrick Stewart dancing and singing on the bridge of USS Enterprise-D. Originally filmed in 1991 as a birthday suprise for Gene Roddenberry, it wasn't meant for public viewing but a copy was made and later included as a DVD bonus.

[doctor-croctor]

Here is your reminder to not take yourself too seriously. Leave room for whimsy and humor.

[artaudmatic]

It was fascination, I know ♪〜

Seeing you alone with the moonlight above ♪〜

inks ;)

[aphrostiel]

my boys. they're happy and in love

[teacupsandcyanide]

I've been rereading LOTR and it's struck me just how much of "The Council of Elrond" is Tolkien patiently plugging up every single conceivable plot hole, making sure everyone character gets to be passive aggressive at least once, and mildly scolding himself for how long the chapter is as a result

[teacupsandcyanide]

Erestor: Well couldn't Bombadil help us with the Ring?

Gandalf: Um, no, Erestor, actually he couldn't, he's literally just a walking creepypasta who never leaves the forest

Erestor: So he could keep it IN the forest?

Gandalf: He only perceives old man nature energy, his hot wife, and four-line stanzas about himself, I cannot begin to describe how low on his list of priorities keeping it secret and keeping it safe would be

[teacupsandcyanide]

Glorfindel: Okay so here's the plan. we throw the One Ring into the sea

Gandalf: Are you insane. this isn't a Christopher Nolan set

[teacupsandcyanide]

Gandalf: 1) Idk about you I just don't think we need another sinking into the sea situation, 2) tides, 3) they'll be watching the roads to the sea and the only thing holding them back is the loserly, fallen, sopping wet "force" of Gondor

Boromir: I'm literally right here but okay 😭😭😭💀

[teacupsandcyanide]

Boromir: Maybe 😅 I'm just like 🤷‍♂️ totally fucking crazy 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ But what if we like 🤔 wow idk. Used the One Ring to defeat Sauron

Elrond: dude.

[teacupsandcyanide]

Boromir: Fine whatever okay. 😬😅 Guess we'll just die waiting for Narsil to be lifted again. Unless the hands that inherited it have like, atrophied from disuse or whatever idk

Aragorn: Omg you're so right Boromir maybe i should use my sword. maybe I should use it right now

Gloin: .....Don't you Elves have Rings you could use?

The Elves:

Elrond: Were you even LISTENING to my exposition earlier

Erestor: But how are we even going to get to Mordor to destroy the Ring? Idk. Idk I'd almost say it was pointless. I'd almost say it was pointless and stupid. Obviously I wouldn't say it was pointless and stupid because Elrond came up with it and we all know –

Gandalf: You're pointless and stupid

Elrond: We can get it there, we don't even need strength. In fact we need un-strength. We need the weak. And the stupid. And the pointless. It's like I always say. You gotta have small hands. Hands that are small, stupid, pointless hands. Hands that are, say, half the size of regular hands. Small, half-ish, humble hands that can scuttle over the earth like small scuttly hole-builder –

Bilbo: ALRIGHT ALREADY I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

[pipersjeep]

[fashion-runways]

DARIO PRINCIOTTA Couture pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[mercy-thompson-fanfiction]

[perperam]

haruka tenoh just looks like that always

[perperam]

haruka tenoh (ft. their wife) sketches

[elin-moon]

I like to think of the dynamic between Helios and the Maenads to be like Aurora and the Three fairies from Sleeping beauty.

[dangerousperfectionparadise]

[lelif]

on survival

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[miscreantbread]

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason

[spockzilla]

#excuse u he was also dodging the draft and his ex

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

HE WAS ALSO DODGING THE DRAFT AND HIS EX!!! I FORGOT!! LEGEND