[moved-19871997]

patches, cat of a millionaire, has a special filtered water fountain sitting in a cardboard box 🤝 dream, a millionaire at 21, wearing the shoes his dad got him in highschool

[sillyguyhotline]

dsmp ppl on tiktok and twitter are like “oh my god i hope i get my cc notice that would be so fun” meanwhile everyone on dsmpblr is pointing guns at each other like “any one of you could be a cc and if you are i won’t hesitate to shoot”

[snowchester-nuke]

I think we can take the gay coded Snowchester joke one step further

[benchtrio-updates]

Ranboo’s tweeting puns!

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[benchtrio-updates]

Ranboo is tweeting more puns and is replying to fans!

[immortalpunz]

everyone out here losing their minds over a dnf meet up, but like?? have y'all been blind to george and sapnap's friendship and dynamic all this time??

i know sapnap is equally as excited to finally meet george as dream is. this man is gonna hug him so tight and have the stupidest little smile on his fucking face the whole time. they are literally brothers your honor. all their bickering and lighthearted jabs at each other is one of my favorite things to watch.

y'all remember their portal 2 stream? short lived unfortunately bc george is a dipshit, but still fucking beautiful content? working together? laughing together? just straight vibing? no dnf pandering, no dream to steal either of their attention from eachother. just fucking soft ass sibling rivalry and brotherly dynamic ya know?

like how dream always says that they've cut out scenes in manhunts/hitman yt videos bc sapnap and george kept killing each other and arguing??? QUALITY SILBING CONTENT HOMIES. or how, believe it or not, they have pretty similar music taste and sapnap talking about how him and george just vibe to certain songs together???

AJHSGDJAHGDA the irl george n sapnap content is what im waiting for. what's dnf??? im fucking tired.

[bigboobyhalo]

you wouldn't blame foolish or purpled or fundy for being manipulated by quackity. you wouldn't blame tommy or tubbo for being manipulated by dream.

so why do people blame the eggpire for being manipulated by the egg?

the egg is a sentient being. it can talk. it has goals. it can learn and adapt. it is alive. it thinks. it is just as capable of manipulation as quackity or dream. in the same vein, the eggpire are sentient people who are just as capable of falling for manipulation tactics as tommy or fundy.

[mellointheory]

"I love ALL mommy milkers, no matter the size. Everyone is equal. That's why I don't like the Royal family! Why should being born into a different family make you better? That's why I'd swear in front of the queen. I'm based, chat!"

- Dropsby Ponk, on a sugar high

[snbouz]

Love that streamers sometimes just leave to go get food mid-stream. We have Punz iconic McDonald’s drive that he switched to Instagram live too, and his gas station runs in twitch rivals? And now Ponk getting ice cream from the ice cream truck and needed to go back up to get cash since they didn’t take card

[mellointheory]

this stream + the air fryer stream have the same energy

[reipinto]

best part of ranboo canonly having no eyelids is that it means he’s just staring wide-eyed at everything 24/7

“but how will he emote?” eyebrows and ears , mouth, even (if you draw that)

[demonboyhalo]

how is Ranboo....so tall....

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

WHAT THE FUCK

[loudlyunladylike]

"I'm not scared of lore, lore is scared of me"

- Ranboo

[the-king-of-lemons]

[uriifel]

I DID @/moncuries DTIYS ON TWITTER :D

[enderspawn]

wilbur: you don’t understand tubbo what are you doing for your bottom line? What tax do you have in place for property or income? You need to legalize weed to gain more income to support your social programs tubbo you have to eat the rich tubbo listen—

ranboo; tubbo can you make a building that looks like among us :))

[enderspawn]

WILBURS BETRAYING US HES GOING INTO HIS CAPITALIST ARC D:

[miaclemeverett]

WILBUR IN HIS REPUBLICAN ERA???

[420technoblazeit]

this is making me laugh so hard, tubbo played a little city-building game and established a capitalist state corporate dystopia. wilbur's yelling at him for including a social point system and like. one union building for 3 massive companies

ranboo joined and just said 'NOT AGAIN!'