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@dreamteamspace
There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.
1. Power move.
2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels?
I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.
This is me♡♡
Please do this for your cats.
Dispite their reputation, cats are very very socal creatures. Cats do the equivalent of this for you when they sit in front of your laptop and put their arms on the keyboard or put their paw on your phone while you're using it. This is their love language, it's how they show that they like you and care about what you care about. They don't understand why you care about it but they're trying.
If you turn around and do the same for them they'll be absolutely delighted. Sometimes when our youngest cat goes to the scratching post I scratch it with him too and he loves it. He'll gets so into the scratching that he ends up climbing it cuz he wants to scratch with his back paws too. If they're chirping at the window I'll sometimes go over to see what they see and they usually scoot over so I have room beside them to see the offending bird or insect and they'll purr like crazy cuz they're so happy I'm helping them
@brightlotusmoon
I do this with my cats and my friends!
Dream tweeted on his private!
baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!
baby me, observing other children eating fistfulls of randomly colored gummy bears all at once: when do i get to go back to my home planet
oughhhh i hope bubba feels better soon ☹️🫶
What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍
You may have heard of the risks of carbon monoxide (CO), but how can you check if it's in your home? Carbon monoxide is an odorless and colo
do you suck or do you bl-*wheeze*
Transcription:
[Elder Guardian effect sound]
Dream: I, but yeah, I wish I could, like. I dunno, I wish I could whistle.
Techno: Yeah.
[whistling noises]
Techno: I mean, now’s the time to develop a skill like that, I mean, w-what else are we gonna do?
Dream: Kinda true.
Techno: Just think th--
Dream, overtalk: I was-- I was about-- I was about to say, ‘do you suck or bl--’ [wheeze] Okay, do-- how do you whis-- [wheeze laughing]
Techno, overtalk: Okay-- What? What?
Dream, laughing: How do you whistle? [flubs words] Ah, how do you--
Techno, overtalk: You can’t sentences like that and then stop, Dream, okay?
Dream: Okay, I was just a-- how-- which way do you whistle?
some people genuinely have just GOT to leave the fandom if they're that miserable. especially frequenters of the subreddit. if you view everything he does as something to disagree with or criticize then for your own health you NEED to leave the fandom. it is not healthy to obsessively criticize the every move of anything you claim to enjoy and if that's the spot you've found yourself in then you don't even actually like that thing anymore--you've just become obsessed with circle jerking over how much you actively dislike it with others who feel the same. it is not normal anywhere else for the fandom to criticize the Every Single Move of the person we are all meant to be enjoying. i wasn't in bandom watching a new essay on how a band should run their album cycle every single day like it's just something that only happens over Serious Issues in any other fandom. this is a byproduct of dream being the internet's punching bag in that even "stans" feel the need to criticize every thing he does in advance of people who dislike him doing it, and sometimes even in ways those who dislike him wouldn't even do. IT IS NOT NORMAL. NOT EVERYTHING HE DOES SHOULD BE A LESSON FOR HIM TO LEARN FROM. and at the end of the day if you dislike how things are going you should either take a step back for the time being or just leave the fandom. it is not healthy for you to be miserable over it constantly and it is not healthy for dream to have to read about himself and think that he should take it into consideration when doing things.
Reblog if this would work on you
Dream replied to people on Reddit!
Oh dream 😢☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
This hurts my heart so much for dream to be so honest and vulnerable after having been burned so many times
Dream replied to people on Reddit !
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
obsessed
I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."
I miss having that class
[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]
Ok off everyone on Reddit except for this person!
i was working on an mlp au and totally forgot about it until i saw others posting dteam mlp fanart. i meant to draw the entire dteam but i gave up on george and sapnap bc i wasn't happy with their designs. oh well, maybe for another day 😅
anyway, please enjoy pony dream! and an alicorn version of him, too 💚
catboy george but instead of shapeshifting into a small black cat he turnes into one of these
it is not normal for grown men to find teenage girls sexually attractive. in fact, the older you get, the less attractive teenagers should become. i cannot believe people are arguing about this
humans are not “wired” to find younger people attractive. you are just poisoned by the normalization of pedophilia and capitalist ideals of beauty. your tastes are supposed to age with you.
