Big Yellow Taxi, will you get in?

[valenalentine]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

[mercury]

[anexperimentallife]

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

[amlanimal]

You ever been so high water doesn't feel wet

[nomorepostshere-deactivated2025]

The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age

[banished-away]

[pathologising]

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

[pathologising]

literally this

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[webcomicname]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Knock Knock (2015) dir. Eli Roth

[necromancelena]

quacking in my boobs over this

[necromancelena]

QUAKING

[necromancelena]

BOOTS. FUCKER

[pandoraborn]

Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

[memeuplift]

[bettedavisgf]

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

[cannibalchicken]

pancake without the pan call that a cake  🔥 🔥

[exitwound]

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me