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hello audience
testing testing
okay ummm i guess this is my pinned post so i'll put a DNI:
Minors DNI
67 enjoyers DNI
TERFs DNI
uhhh ill probably add more later. cheers!
longing for this
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i'm so like... im so... im so like guy...
mormons
today, i triumphed against the mormons. we met at a park in broad daylight. it was windy enough to shield me from the presence of the mormon conversion ideation. i told them about how in esoterica none of the things they say is consistent with my beliefs and therefore makes no sense (obviously). a crowd gathered around us. a man was playing the bagpipes to commemorate me DESTROYING them with facts and logic. the mormons could not keep up with my Leon Kennedy fueled intelligence. the crowd cheered as i delivered line after line and countered every argument. i finally ended things when bagpipe man approached to settle my victory with the classic Leon Kennedy one liner “Didn't realize I had such a big fan. How about an autograph?” I then signed the man's bagpipe and left. everyone clapped.
on my way to viciously defeat the mormons.
[ENTER - Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (night)]
Leon Kennedy awoke with terror in his icy cold viscous veins. "Do I really have to spend five nights here?" He said this in his one liner Leon Kennedy voice. In the security office, Leon kept a watchful eye on the creepy drawings and figures strewn about the room. The moldy cupcake on the desk gleaming at him with a twinkling mystery that could only be described as ominous. While deciding if he wanted to roam the halls to uncover the mysteries of this wretched place, or stay in the security guard office to devise a plan, a phone on the wall rang with the sound of a thousand bells. Startled, Leon Kennedy reached for the axe on his utility belt cautiously and answered the phone. "Hello? Hello hello?" A voice called out. "Who is this?" Leon asked. Before he could question further, the voice cut him off. "Hello? Oh! Hey, um I actually worked in that office before you. I just finished up my last week. I guess there's an introductory sort of thing but I'll save you the trouble. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they’re left in some kind of free roaming mode at night, uh, something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of ’87. Yeah. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?" Leon's eyes widened as he heard this, and the mysterious voice calmly continued rambling on and on. Leon decided this would be time to drop his iconic one liner Leon Kennedy mode. "Sorry, I'm not on the menu." Leon hung up the phone and it rang back almost immediately, but he chose to ignore it. "I guess it's time to finally get some answers," Leon said.
[END DRAFT]
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“I realize now that dying is easy. Living is hard.”
— Gayle Forman, If I Stay
the mormons are coming
hello.
today i was approached by mormons. i was 4 beers deep, and i made a grave mistake: i entertained them.
brothers (sisters, enbyers) we must take up arms against the strife of the mormon church.
i will be prepared to shotgun an angry orchard and a matcha latte with copious amounts of gay vanilla extract. they will fear me.
end post.
On the topic of seam ripper play in erotic muppet fanfiction, I also just kind of wish I was made of a material that someone else could gently rip apart at the edges and reshape me in a some sort of different arrangement. God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me. I see the people who have pulled at their own threads and made themselves into something really beautiful, and I see them nod at each other in solidarity and understanding, but they do not see me as I silently scream to them from the ground. I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself. I am trapped in a body that burns me and I lack both the hands to undo its seams and the mouth to cry out in pain. I do not know how to stop smiling. Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage
okay so i have notes. we first dive into seemingly another banger from the muppet joker, just to dive into the most hellishly beautiful and succinct representation of growth and identity, marked by the effective - "I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself." this line brings undeniable relation to the general public and how those in society who feel unchosen often fall victim to the meritocratically charged fault of the system (i'm looking at you, people pleasers). just to suddenly be blindsided by the 10/10 certified line "Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage" - which, makes one wonder, where were Sabrina Carpenter and Seth Rogan during all that?