[goobergutz]

very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

[eevee-the-cat]

There is litterally not a single fandom more dedicated than bbc Merlin and it’s not even close. That shit ended unsatisfactory 13 years ago, yet people are still posting memes and fan fictions like it’s still being released. It’s almost inspiring.

[fanon-not-canon]

it's disturbing (affectionate) is what it is.

[koffeinkaos]

I love that Arthur and Merlin are part of this huge prophecy. They are two halves of a whole, two sides of the same coin.

And then there is Gwaine who somehow managed to wiggle himself into this elite circle in the sluttiest way possible and rebranded them as strength, magic and courage

[gaaaaaay]

They should invent a not being exhausted

[socialistexan]

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[upcycleqween45]

Every stitch holds a memory;When we upcycle, we honor the hands that came before us and the future that depends on us. Fashion should be a legacy, not landfill.♻️🧡

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]

*Merlin in his god-like Emrys state:

Merlin: Be not afraid

Gwaine: Raw. Next question

Merlin:

Merlin: Be a little more afraid

[unwillingstars]

this interaction got me cackling sjisdjkidj

S4 E09

[papayafromtv]

the funniest part about merlin is the fact that he’s even around for most of the show. like what the fuck is he doing there. no other person with a personal servant is tailed like arthur is. and yet nobody fucking blinks an eye at his presence.

like there are at least three separate occasions where the plot for an episode is uther sending arthur on a super secret confidential mission with the fate of the kingdom at stake, and they have a whole conversation like ‘i need you to understand the importance of the secrecy of this mission.’ ‘understood father, i will take only my most trusted men.’ ‘no arthur, you and YOU ALONE must go.’ ‘i understand.’ and then it cuts to the super secret mission and fucking merlin is just there. like. road trip with my best buddy. what a view. love this horse. like ARTHUR?

everyone always forgets he exists the second a fight happens, too. every goddamn time the knights go on a short patrol that god forbid merlin not tag along for they get attacked by bandits or whatever and merlin doesn’t even carry a fucking sword and after the fight arthur always turns around and merlin is just kinda standing there in the middle of the fight picking at a hang nail. nobody considers it wild that he’s there for all of this. the one time he actually bothered taking a sword off a dead guy to defend himself with arthur saw him holding it and he mocked it like ‘lol the fuck are you of all people gonna do with that’ THEY FULLY EXPECT HIM TO JUST STAND AND WAIT FOR THE FIGHT TO END

[guerrillatech]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

[windvexer]

Mmmm medication :) I love you medication. Modern medicine makes my life so much better. "Ohh you're so young maybe you'll want to taper off..." no thank you, I will keep taking the pills that resolve my symptoms :) thank you pharmacology I love you

[bizlybebo]

i feel like being in a fandom long-term has a very specific repetitive cycle that kind of looks like this

[theroundbartable]

Arthur: so, I get the magic thing now... But what was that weird thing with the council?

Merlin: wdym?

Arthur: *blushing* the one where you basically pulled down my pants. In front of uncle Agravaine. During council! You can't tell me that too had to do with magic.

Merlin: what? No. I was trying to steal your keys

Arthur: you were - Merlin, the entire council thought you had lost your mind! They thought you were trying to bend me over the table

Merlin: to do what?

Arthur: *aflame*

Merlin: wait, was that what YOU thought I was doing?

Arthur: *nearly bursting*

Merlin: the council men didn't even look surprised, Arthur. No one was trying to help you, almost as if - *realization* hold on -

Arthur: *warning* Merlin

Merlin: you're saying-

Arthur: why didn't you just ASK for the Keys?

[j-tee]

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

[artsyunderstudy]

Just a little snowbaz smooch.