Absolute Disaster

Sam || he/they || 24|| 18+ mdni

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[db-v0id-deactivated20260530]

sheltered by the boughs...

[therowanhawk]

THE WEEPING WILLOWSSSS

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[themerrywolf]

[mevil]

[slipng]

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[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[ontologicallyevilseme]

would you guys let me take you to a secondary location be honest

[everythingfox]

Purrcussion

(via)

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[headspace-hotel]

she DEMAND to be Percussed

[hirilelfwraith]

[Video description: a fluffy calico cat being drummed with cardboard paper towel rolls, which make a pleasant percussive sound. Every time the drummer stops, the cat looks at them and meows demandingly or paws at them until the drumming resumes.]

[legsweat]

something something cats and dogs

[fishhag]

Two male sparking gouramis showing off. Their colors are absolutely insane, I’m obsesseddddd

[64mpg]

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

[wordfather]

im with stupid shirt but instead of an arrow there is a large complicated maze with no clear exit

[wordfather]

[romanceyourdemons]

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

[romanceyourdemons]

guy who does not do studies and does not practice shading and does not use materials of any level of quality and does not know how to use them and does not know what they are doing: what the hell why does this look bad

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[daylights-rain]

Turns out dinosaurs, much their their distant avian decendents, often had one main type of call.

Rawr in fact means "I'm tryinna fuuuuuck"

"I love you" was perhaps an overly sentimental translation.

[ozempicofficial]

[the-bar-sinister]

"The idea made me horny" is a good enough reason to write anything.