pretty sure i just torqued in my pants

genuinely cannot believe that, against all odds and better judgment, I made it back onto this site. ☆ (gmt-04:00)

[amondeuwachokollit]

in news that surprises no one: I’m still a grumpy old man

in news that surprises me the most: I’m back on this site and have forgotten how everything works

[avenuesofinspiration]

White Huracan | Photographer © | AOI

[straightboyfriend]

me discovering my inner worth

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

what a wholesome post

[homolust]

I found all the interesting faces from the Overwatch cinematics that could be potential playable heroes. This isn’t all of them but the ones with more “remarkable” designs

[izomashi]

danger.

[wedjigamja-deactivated20191010]

love thier relationship..😂😂

[magicbb8ball]

the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto and I was like no and they were like you can’t get a restraining order against someone you’ve never interacted with and I was like but he creeps me the fuck out and they were like ahhh yes he creeps her the fuck out maybe we should consider this. so it became a huge deal and the news started reporting on it and other people saw it and were like hello yes Jared Leto also creeps me out can I have a restraining order. so eventually like everyone in the world got a restraining order. but the restraining orders like stacked for some reason so eventually the distance of how far he had to be from most people was so large we had no choice but to launch him into outer space to live out the rest of his life alone. the day we launched him into space was celebrated as a international holiday and I was considered a hero for sparking the revolution. the end.

[god-dammit-mason-blog]

Everyone is saying that the professor is grinding the Pokémon into candy, but consider the following:

• The professor frantically running around with assistants, inspecting hundreds of thousands of pidgeys a day, getting bitten and screeched at while they try to figure out if this pidgey has been tagged yet so they release them back to track their migration

• Panicked interns trying to scoop the ekanses back into their tank because theyre freaking out the rattatas

• Three caterpies climbed into a vent and evolved into metapods that are too far in to reach so six underpaid college students are trying to dismantle ductwork

• Theres a big door marked “KEEP OUT” because a dozen oddish evolved into a squad of Vileplumes and until they stop releasing stun spores the entire room is just off limits

• Hundreds of researchers running on red bull and determination trying to tag and examine all the Pokemon but having to turn off the machine every once in a while to the discontent of trainers who are all getting a “Sorry, the servers are currently down” message at LEAST twice a day

• “GPS not found” flashes while returning a big group and suddenly Florida has been gifted 6,000 mankeys right in the middle of Epcot

• Someone in the back room up to their waist in stale dog treats with a bunch of little stamps. They sigh deeply at how gullible Pokemon trainers are that they think these things actually do anything other than excite the Pokemon so much they evolve

• Actual science professor surrounded by chaos and interns and a budget just too small

[crestomancer]

Haruka and Usagi in A6, please. <33333

I’LL HAPPILY DRAW THEM FOR YOU <3 <3 <3

[capes]

PICK A TEAM.

[y-ureii]

xxx

[kaijuqid]

wrekt (((´･ω･｀)_中☆

[mattelektras]

i have my standards. you don’t meet them.

[envyavenue]

Black Chrome

[calamitycons]

Something about Reaper’s Mariachi skin that came to mind today!

My dad, who is Mexican, once took me to an authentic Mexican seafood restaurant that had a mariachi band play a song for someone who was having a birthday. At the end of their song, I decided to clap, but nobody else was clapping with me and I got a little embarrassed. My dad told me that you’re not supposed to clap after a mariachi performance to begin with.

What was Reaper’s primary motivation and flaw? Envy due to a lack of attention. He did a lot of things for Overwatch but his friend we know as Soldier 76 got all the glory, all the time. Nothing he did, other than the evil things, ever got him the attention he felt he deserved. 

I feel like with this in mind, giving him a skin for a profession where you perform with no applause at the end seems incredibly fitting.

[findingcolleen]

okay if you haven’t yet, take the ilvermorny sorting quiz here and then reblog this with your hogwarts house and ilvermorny house in the tags for science

[likethetapeworm]

reaper made some UNEXPECTED friends