Yello

hello :-) any/all pronouns (Pfp by yossyislandd)

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[zmpl]

[lemonsweet]

THIS SET UP?

[sheet--metal--girl]

[dykerlyhills]

[rattle-my-stars]

ra ra rasputin

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[monster1994]

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

[monster1994]

[queerliblib]

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

[meeliesaysno]

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

[ksfoxwald]

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[capacity2]

When u return to the songs on an almost perfect album that didn’t click and they finally do and are actually the most beautiful subtle and nuanced beauties that perfectly display the artists mastery of their craft it makes u wonder what else have you overlooked. And is this world secretly more beautiful than I’ll ever know? How embarrassing. Is all of my hopelessness just disguised arrogance ? And if so then there is a way out. we just have to keep looking and be open to chance

[shark-tranny]

goodjob from a girl with huge congratulations

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[amongusbabiescustodybattle]

If I die tell my roommate I felt ok about them

[castielrisingabove]

When it’s announced that a Bay Area middle school teacher is one of three heroes sent to save the world, San Francisco clamors to rename things to “Ryland Grace.” Grover Cleveland Middle is quick to the draw, becoming Ryland Grace Middle the very next school year. Grace also gets a street, of course, a science wing at Stanford, a state park along the coast — by the time the Beetles return, you could probably throw a rock in San Francisco and hit a Ryland Grace reference.

Eva Stratt, meanwhile, is a stain. Graffiti tucked away in alleys and under bridges, forever painted over by the powers that be. A name meant to be forgotten. Stratt has always known this was part of the deal: after all, humanity needs a villain just as much as it needs its heroes. The best she can hope for is to be erased entirely on Earth.

And yet, light-years away, there is a beloved body of water, its surface dancing with artificial waves, that Ryland Grace wistfully refers to as The Sea of Stratt.

[crabussy]

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

[amongusbabiescustodybattle]

I'm giving up on romance. Everybody clap

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[negativeresponse]

Feel Cold Yet ?