Trains, baby, trains.

I'm Allie. Dogs and miniskirts are my passions. Recall Knope? Don't.

[alritepetal]

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a little something something to brighten everyone’s day

[foreveraphan14]

YO DANNY FENTON HE WAS JUST FOURTEEN…….he was…..just fourteen man…..fuck…..he didn’t deserve any of that shit

[dankmemeuniversity]

aren't contact lenses just boneless glasses?

[polycement]

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

We’re killing our planet

[twitterlols]

[twitterlols]

[teenscoolest]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Bitch! I love being comfy!

[vviirgo]

[maisonderriere]

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[yodiscrepo]

[rlmjob]

okay but this one is all too real

[marlek]

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

[physicsbelike]

physics tests be like

i) use law of universal gravity to determine mass of planet

ii) determine mass of planet in a universe where gravity doesn’t exist

iii) find the mass of a planet where the universe doesn’t exist

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[charmers]

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[radioactivemongoose]

i was looking up squirrel pics and……. this is the one