blest

a messy bitch that lives for drama

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

[concrete-donuts]

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[c-ptsdofficial]

it’s hard to be the gay cousin, the emo cousin, and the family failure, but someone gotta do it

[berries-archive]

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

is a teenager

is living life and having fun

is bothering no one

hasn’t had 3 failed marriages

didn’t ask, martha

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[korzkit-deactivated20250404]

drugs r just feelins u pay for

[avpdnoisearchive]

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

[7mangoes]

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Nut In Me

[realitytvshow]

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

[golf-course-tragedy]

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

[glumshoe]

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

[glumshoe]

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

[serialchilller-deactivated20240]

Fuck me as hard as my anxiety does

[chessys]

*has destructive intrusive thoughts* feels good, feels organic

[baawri]