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as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

just-sans-things

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

compassionvi

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

64mpg

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

iamoutofideas

it’s really not.

64mpg

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

innerchildabortionclinic

interesting kink assortment on the dash

coughloop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

coughloop

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

xenosagaepisodeone

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

achillesinhighheels

It’s a tony soprano summer

godisafujoshi

What this means

uncensoredhijabii

If you aren’t transphobic cashapp me $500 rn. Daddy’s having an episode and he needs a piss funnel shaped like a true to life cock and balls, plus an ounce of weed ASAP

$afloyd97

#ftm #ptsd #mutual aid

snapscube

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

jimhenson-themuppetmaster

Rare 1970s Sesame Street Poster of Monsters

Love it when the man who’s cucking me buys me weed. Sure thing bro, I’ll be hitting a bong and playing viddy game while you make my fiance bounce on it crazy style.