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can i offer you some low effort ruby redfort memes
i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker
I need this on my blog forever
hi peeps no I havenāt written in a month and a half but hey! hereās another ruby drawing
just remembered the really solid conclusion I drew the last time I reread this series, which is pretty simple: Ruby is all explicitly autistic in these books. quite aside from the obvious child genius bullshit that's got going on: she's touch-averse (see: PYP, where she straight-up says that she rarely hugs people), has a tendency to gravitate towards Very Familiar And Very Specific foods and drinks (banana milk, strawberry bubblegum, the Good Donuts, has a tendency to get really short and upset when those familiar foods are not available), hyperfixates on problems to the point of not sleeping/eating until someone tells her to (basically every book), she's Fucking Bad at picking up on social cues (that one kid trying unsuccessfully to flirt with her for an entire book) and then... man, the list of rules. the rules that she works out and sticks to so hard that when Sam Colt is like 'hey, sometimes you've got to.. not use your pre-planned rules' she has absolutely no idea what to do with that. sometimes she just locks herself in her room because she doesn't want to People today. it's so real of her.
in conclusion i guess you could say she's on the Spectr - [gets shot]
I first read this series right before I got diagnosed with Autism and I was so confused by everyone being weirded out by some of her (and Clancyās) behaviour and then I got diagnosed and just started going oh oh oh
oh yeah, don't even get me started on Clancy. he's even more obviously autistic than Ruby is, which is saying something. his hyperfixations and deep-dives on very specific topics, his hand-flapping whenever he reaches a particular Emotion Threshold, his failure to read certain cues in social situation. even the way his father interacts with and treats him is like. it's very telling
The house that inspired ruby redforts home āfalling waterā
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MY interpretation of the ruby redfort aesthetics
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Obsessed obsessed obsessed
somebody needs to study the pipeline from reading ruby redfort as a kid to getting into fiction podcasts as an adult. what's that about? why is it so common?
I would literally be so happy to make a Ruby Redfort audio drama. Like a mini series of one shots or something???! Omg Iād die.
Rainy evenings in Twinford āļøš§ļøšŖ°
[Image description: Digital fanart of the Ruby Redfort book series, featuring Ruby and Hitch standing in the rain.
Hitch is a dark-haired man vaguely resembling Gregory Peck, wearing a suit and smart overcoat. He holds an umbrella over Ruby and himself, and looks down at her carefully out of the corner of his eye.
Ruby is a teenage girl with brown hair, bright red glasses and 1970s clothes. She is tilting her head in curiosity and reaching one hand out from under the umbrella to feel the rain.
The next two images are close-ups of each face. /End description]
I am a simple girl. I see Ruby Redfort fanart, and I reblog that sh*t so fast
A not-so-brief compilation of Hitch caring about Ruby
Honestly the relationship between these two gives me life so hereās a list of quotes from Look Into My Eyes that show that Hitch does, in fact, care about Ruby and her wellbeing.
āHitch was feeling horrible - the kind of guilt that causes nausea. Why hadnāt he listened, he never should have let LB assign hat numbskull.ā - page 328
āāI think shark bait should be my fate,ā said Hitch. āIām the one who should have been looking after her.āāĀ -Ā page 329
āHe was feeling bad. OK, so it wasnāt his fault that Froghorn was an incompetent idiot and had let Ruby slip through his fingers, but the truth was he should never have left her with him in the first place.ā - page 330
āAnd it had to be said that as far as working with thirteen-year-old kids went, Ruby wasnāt so bad⦠She was one cool customer, funny too. But now she was gone and he could only blame himself. Kid, if youāre still out there, Iām gonna find you. You can count on it.ā - page 330
āWhen he had argued with her she had countered, saying, youāre too close to this thing Hitch, let someone else search for the kid - youāre feeling guilty and guilt never did anyone any good.ā - page 342
āBut Hitch hardly heard them. All he could hear was the pounding of his heart as he ran down stone corridors, up steep stairways, all the way to the tower. He ran like a man possessed, he ran like his life depended on it.ā - page 369 (for context, this isĀ when knows where Ruby is and is trying to get there in time.)
ā⦠Hitch sank slowly to the floor. His head was in his hands, and the light on the little watch radar had gone out. āRube?ā whispered Clancy, crumpling to his knees. āIām sorry kid,ā was all that Hitch could say.ā - page 370
āāI want to make sure he pays for what heās done for Ruby - and I need your help.āā - page 371
ā⦠Hitchās heart leapt as he watched Ruby being half dragged, half marched across the passageway by none other than Baby Face Marshall.ā - page 378
āRuby wasnāt taking it lying down. āI donāt like people messing with my hair buster!ā You tell him kid, hissed Hitch, his hand reaching for his revolver.ā - page 378
āHe took a good look at her. 'You OK Ruby?āā - page 380
Conclusion: Art Hitchen Zachery actually cares about Ruby Redfort very much andĀ IĀ stand by the belief that he would die for her.
THIS IS. IMPORTANT!!
Just a friendly reminder I headcanon our fav sassy, genius, code crackin secret agent as aromantic and asexual!!
I had to do my part to help get #aromantic and #asexual trending on Valentineās Day, and Iāll take any opportunity to push my aroace Ruby Redfort agenda.
I have no evidence except for general vibes and look how pretty the book 1, LIME cover looks with the aro pride flag?
(Also Clancy and Ruby are in a QPR for SURE!!!)
(For all the people who think she canāt be aroace because sheās 13, let me remind you that like any sexuality or queer identity, you donāt have to be an adult to figure it out :) letās make space for aspec youth)
since I found out TODAY that there IS a ruby redfort fandom and it has been my major obsession for the past TEN YEARS: my thoughts on some things I discovered and some additions I had already thought about!!
1. blacker being gay makes SO MUCH SENSE
2. froghorn crushing on him makes EVEN MORE SENSE
3. but I canāt decide between asexual froghorn and repressed gay froghorn with a lot of internalized homophobia
4. hitch being bi YES ABSOLUTELY
5. I do believe he was kinda the third person in bradleyās and lovedayās relationship, meaning that they were an item and hitch would join them when they all felt like it
6. I also believe both bradley and loveday are bi hehe
7. by the way, hitch DEFINITELY had a thing with valerie capaldi (which Iām crazy about based on the way he kills her and sheās FUCKING SURPRISED)
8. ruby is definitely not straight but i think she probably doesnāt fully know it yet. I also think she has a crush on del
9. clancy is on the asexual spectrum for me
10. oh also mouse and elliot give non-binary vibes to me
11. and del is definitely a raging lesbian, and i believe vapona begwell had a crush on her
12. red is definitely bi
I canāt think of anything else right now but I might be back. Iām SO HAPPY thereās a fandom and Iām not alone hehe
LOVE ALL THESE QUEER HEADCANONS YESSS
Favourite Ruby Redfort book?
Look into my eyes
Take your last breath
Catch your death
Feel the fear
Pick your poison
Blink and you die
And the results are in!! Feel the fear sweep!!
IM SO HAPPY FEEL THE FEAR is my favorite itās literally the best the vibes are UNMATCHED and itās just incredible
ruby redfort. working on a book lineup for her but she is currently my fav 2 drawā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. this funky genius annoying thirteen year old!!! i like her a lot!!
#RUBY REDFORT FANART GIVES ME LIFE
Hitch: Ruby is mad at me, so I tightened the lids on all of the jars so she has to get help from me
*glass breaking in the background*
Hitch: it hasn't worked yet but it'll happen.
My darling blorbos from the niche kids book series šŖ°
[Image description: A short comic of Ruby and Hitch from the Ruby Redfort book series, featuring dialogue from the final book.
Hitch, a man in a suit with dark hair, looks down skeptically at Ruby and asks, "Just how old do you think I am?'. In the next panel, Ruby, a teenage girl with glasses, glaces up at him, saying nonchalantly, "I don't know, fifty-five... fifty-seven."
The next two panels are extremely wide shots, showing the two drawn as simple figures and standing in silence. Their speach bubbles only contain ellipses.
Hitch breaks the silence by saying "Kid, I'm forty-two."
The final panels zoom in again and Hitch turns away, looking exasperated. He continues "Boy, never ask a child to guess your age; they'll always have you pegged just shy of decrepit."
Ruby, affronted, follows him and replies "Didn't mean to offend." /End image description]
Ugh I just love this so so much. I love how much of an absolute enigma Hitch is.