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All I ask for in life is friends like this…

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I giggled with them like an idiot

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This is adorable

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Look, it’s Powder. From the movie Powder!

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me when i get money for my birthday

me 2 days later

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@luba_luba_luba_ pic By @jett__johnson #ytinifninfinity SS16

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Me on wife swap: *tries to fuck my temporary husband*

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FYI, Baby Ferrets Are Really Cute

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Male announcers mock young women for taking selfies during a baseball game

The clip starts with Arizona Diamondback announcers Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly asking fans to tweet their strongest photo, but quickly devolves into the two men making fun of the girls for doing exactly what they asked. Besides this hypocrisy, this is pretty troubling considering the sexism and stereotypes surrounding female sports fans.

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After being ridiculed by the announcers, these young women received apologies from FOX Sports and free tickets to an upcoming game. However, the girls - who are all members of Alpha Chi Omega sorority - decided to donate the tickets to a non-profit for domestic violence victims. Alpha Chi Omega’s national philanthropy is domestic violence awareness and October happens to be National Domestic Violence Awareness month, and these girls turned the network’s groveling into a selfless act while drawing attention to a worthy cause. Keep being gorgeous inside and out, ladies!

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I’m so proud of them! 😊 I really really love this

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What Are THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

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The Client is a large residential building company, with projects across the US. The client is looking for a name for a new building, and wants a name that is inspired by the stars.

Client: But, not, like, star names. or things like ‘galaxy.’ That makes the building sound like a car model.

Me: Okay. How about “Constellations”?

Client: (thinking it over) “Constellations”? Maybe. Yeah. I think I like that. How do you spell it?

Me: C-O-N-S-T-E-L-L-A-T-I-O-N-S.

Client: Oh. I don’t like how that’s spelled.

Me: Okay. then, how about the name of a particular constellation?

Client: No. I like the name. “Constellations.” It’s great. I just don’t like the way it’s spelled.

Me: I’m… I’m not sure what you’re asking for.

Client: (getting a little irritable) What’ I’m asking for? I don’t know how to be more plain. I like the name. just spell it differently. Too many ‘L’s. Leave one out.

Me: So you’re asking us to deliberately misspell ‘constellations’ when we name this project?

Client: Yeah. “Constelations.” I like that. I think people will like it.