Valar Morghulis

[babyanimalgifs]

Dogs who beat cancer and are happy to spread the news

[0rganist]

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

[mathematicallygay]

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[alesbianvampire]

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

[salt-blog]

psychology, otherwise known as mind craft,

[grumsal]

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

[otherwindow]

Mermaids with hair over their eyes are usually from deeper waters. The sea floor has almost no light, so deep sea mermaids (few of which have functional eyes) visiting the surface would be blinded by the sun. 

To mermaids, covering their eyes with hair is similar to sunglasses.

[otherwindow]

Deep sea mermaids are also shy, accustomed to dark waters for hiding their monstrous appearances. Freshwater Mermaid: Howdy y'all, I’d like you to meet my cousin. She’s a little shy :) 30ft Tall Deep Sea Mermaid with hair so long it turns the water black: ᴴᵉʷʷᵒ

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ART PROMPT

[hellishues]

This was very messy but its 2:29am what more do you want from me

[zombie-chaser]

Deep water mermaids needs more teeth

[marcys-mareep]

I love how goldeen’s sprites are constantly throwing a tantrum

just look at this overdramatic goldfish

[mjalti]

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

[teaboot]

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

[teaboot]

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

[cukigomba-deactivated20200729]

@mercready

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[jesuu-deactivated20221127]

[highfivesforcoolguys]

Chicken spiral…

[radroachmeat2-deactivated202012]

A storm is coming

[dabestmemez]

[vikings-til-valhalla]

@we-are-lawyer I… I have no words.

[bleebug]

@distant-rose

[killian-whump]

From now on, I’m sending all of you fic prompts taken from this.

[wyntereyez]

Can we start with “has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely”?

[timeclonemike]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[indecisivepsyche]

I was just in tears laughing while trying to read this out to my mother.

[albertnatural]

[bitchycode]

[riley-friar]

[unlimited-memes]

Completely new meme format, invest!

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]