mad woman

31 | la

[amygardner]

yall i'm at sxsw and i got to talk to mary louise parker and i got to tell her how much amy gardner means to me i'm going insaaaane 😭😭😭

[theinkbleeds]

Taylor Swift, The Outside

[amygardner]

one of these days i will stop having bad days

[amygardner]

worst sunday scaries of my life.... me and one of my coworkers have been interviewing for the same job and we were 2/3 people to do a final round interview thursday. the process moved really fast (first 2 interviews virtually 2 weeks ago second 2 interviews in person last week) and they were saying they wanted to have a decision by the end of the week and i didn't hear anything back on friday so i don't think i got it and i'm having to mentally prepare myself to congratulate my coworker even when i'm sad about not getting it. like shit suuuuuuucks

[amygardner]

coworker did get the job. good for him. i guess.

[amygardner]

worst sunday scaries of my life.... me and one of my coworkers have been interviewing for the same job and we were 2/3 people to do a final round interview thursday. the process moved really fast (first 2 interviews virtually 2 weeks ago second 2 interviews in person last week) and they were saying they wanted to have a decision by the end of the week and i didn't hear anything back on friday so i don't think i got it and i'm having to mentally prepare myself to congratulate my coworker even when i'm sad about not getting it. like shit suuuuuuucks

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

What am I supposed to do with this information

[amygardner]

crazy goal crazy game

[lookninjas]

What's Next For Mitch McConnell?

Actual news about his health status.

The same vague press statement they've released five times already.

AI Deepfake Mitch (with a varying number of fingers)

Corpse gets wheeled around in sunglasses a la Weekend at Bernie's

Replaced by Marjorie Taylor Greene in a bad mask.

I have a funnier joke than these (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 8

[lookninjas]

I'm not going to lie, "He steals the lifeforce of Lindsey Graham to prolong his unnatural existence a few more months out of spite" just straight up didn't occur to me. I really didn't see that one coming.

[mccleans]

switzerland i don't know if you can do this but we are literally all counting on you

[amygardner]

the vibes at the hilary duff concert are UPPPPP

[amygardner]

my coworker still hasn't told people she's leaving and her last day is next friday and i'm miserable because she's leaving and i'm also still miserable because i can't talk to anybody about it

[amygardner]

a friend of mine who's also a former coworker from this same job is trying to make plans with me for next thursday night and i can't even warn her that i have plans to be the saddest girl alive that day

[amygardner]

my coworker still hasn't told people she's leaving and her last day is next friday and i'm miserable because she's leaving and i'm also still miserable because i can't talk to anybody about it

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[drops-of-universe]

one thing about me is I WILL FIND OUT. im a findoutologist, i’ve got a PHD in findoutology

[mortalityplays]

here's a secret: whatever you're doing, you have to root for your peers with all your heart because it forces you to root for yourself too. I've seen people in various spheres of my life (workplaces, education, art, activism) fall into the trap of envy and resentment when they see others succeed while they struggle, and it always always goes hand in hand with them pulling back and giving up and stagnating.

when you let yourself get sour grapes about shit, you tacitly give up on yourself. when you sit around hoping other people will flop and fail so you can catch up to them, you stop trying. it's a fantasy of mediocrity, the vain wish that other people would walk so you could take the gold medal at a jog. wouldn't you rather come last place at 27mph?

[louisegluckpdf]

being turned on by proficiency makes going to concerts really embarrassing. yes you got up in front of me and sang a beautiful song for 2 hours and now i want you to hit. I’m no better than a songbird

[godlessondheimite]

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

[godlessondheimite]

wow really good addition here