into the ooze

amber | 29 | a bear of little brain

[backin09]

dan likes him so much

[backin09]

🫵 YOU'RE GAY

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[weird-goodbyes]

I do think some people need to realize you cannot Amazon prime one day free shipping your way into a friendship/relationship

[weird-goodbyes]

sometimes it’ll be inconvenient. sometimes you will have to sit through a movie you don’t enjoy and still say, “it was nice!” sometimes you’ll have to forgive them for things, and sometimes you’ll have to have tough conversations. human connection is often about learning how and why and what and when to care about another person. at least the one’s that are worth it. it might cost a couple more emotional dollars, and the shipping is a couple business days more, but it’s worth it.

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[theythembobdylan]

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

[gokusclit]

wait wdym by “bush” ppl mean like a week’s worth of growth after shaving n not a rainforest wdym that’s not bush that’s like a lawn strip

[gokusclit]

So i am really proud of you but i do have to block you for admitting this. see you in our next lives

[wheresmyphonemp3]

my me hurts

[sapphire----art]

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[unalivejournal]

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

[hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate]

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[sixwildswans]

(when the disability is disabling) well now this isn’t right ……..

[sixwildswans]

feeling like buddy the elf literally saying “i saw a dog today” to my boss

[redrosesinblue]

[flowerbleedme]

I'm fatally wounded... And it's yours

[dubiousdisco]