The Best Of My Bs

don’t ask me, you said it - shitposting mainly and a spider on the wall

[segamascott]

[amyjustcos]

Psst… follow my artfight….

[z-nogyrop]

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

[z-nogyrop]

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[loveridden1999]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[amyjustcos]

U guys fw Splatoon?

(I’m gonna do marinas half too they’re gonna be a love heart hehe)

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[donteventry-itdude]

i’m telling you

[thecrazyalchemist]

and being on tumblr

[assignedmale]

[leo0berry]

[depsidase]

[xansheu]

to consume and to be consumed

[chiuseppes-distant-daddy]

@shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

[animentality]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[amyjustcos]

I can’t decide which I like best… which do you prefer?

[amyjustcos]

Follow my artfight please please please