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[thememedaddy]

[hungry-hobbits]

go my brick 🫳︵🧱

[henrylevesconte]

[vamplire]

biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[sylvrndoodles]

angel of death ( ˙꒳​˙ )

[seven-meds]

Some residents of an ominous island

[bigtittygothmom666]

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[walk-up-songs]

image id: a flow chart, black text on white background with hand-drawn red arrows pointing at responses. text:

How to talk about sportsball

ask: "winning or losing?"

winning: alternate between "lets fucking go" and "get this w"

losing: alternate between "they gotta lock in" and "what are they even doing"

If ref makes a call:

complaining? "what are these refs smoking"

celebrating? "i mean you gotta call that"

end id

[the-haiku-bot]

winning: alternate

between “lets fucking go” and

“get this w”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[cunning-linguistix]

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

[lacunaanonymoused]

This, too. This is a big one as well.

[threedollarsdotcom]

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing

[abdalsalam-2000]

This is the image that Israel is trying to hide from the world. This is Gaza. This is the reality of 90 percent of the Gaza Strip that has been subjected to genocide.

[abdalsalam-2000]

The explosives dropped on the people of the Gaza Strip are equivalent to 20 nuclear bombs like those dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Does anyone still doubt that Israel committed and continues to commit genocide and ethnic cleansing against us here in the Gaza Strip?

[abdalsalam-2000]

We have been through so much, and we are still alive thanks to your help and donations. Without them, we would have perished long ago. The campaign has not received any donations in the last seven days, and the last donation was 14 days ago. Thanks to your donations, we can buy food and medicine and pay for the surgery for his daughter Iman, who was injured in her legs during the war. Iman is a child who needs care; she has already suffered enough during the first three of her eight years. Please don't hesitate to donate now. Please donate now.

GOFUNDME Please give this little girl hope and donate

[sporesgalaxy]

Please help Ahed's family and donate if you can, and share this post if you can't. Everything can make a difference in saving an entire family.

[socalgal]

This entire family needs help. Please try to save some money from your savings to help them. Everyone deserves a better life, and this child and her family are no exception. Please give them your help and donations.

[nabulsi]

This fundraiser hasnt had any donations in several days now! Please share and donate if you can!

[abdalsalam-2000]

This campaign was documented by gazavetters, their number is 229 on their list. This family consists of 5 members: a father, a mother, and 3 children. Please donate now to save the child Iman.

[systemdeez]

oh I get it they're called spiders because they spid things.

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[batmanego]

i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT

[adhdasfuck]

Map I found showing which states got their names from where. Over half of the states come from Indigenous languages.