The Best Things In Life Come Free To Us

This is a blog for Amy. If you don't know Amy, you should get to know her, because she's kind of perfect. Oh, and Jared Padalecki is secretly in love with her.

[segamascott]

[shitpostempire]

[journeymanfool]

the belted waist and platform heel.... she knows she's serving, and it ain't just what's in the pan

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[hypotenussy]

[sabertoothwalrus]

living in an area with a lot of desert plants is so funny when they start to bloom and grow that tall fucking stalk. like put your fuckin thing away man that's indecent

[sabertoothwalrus]

like we get it

[sabertoothwalrus]

for some of these plants it's called a "death bloom" which is the end of the life cycle for the plant

can you imagine. gets so hard you die

[girlmostlikely]

[cutecipher]

#believewomen

[queermasculine]

[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame

[sacred-portal]

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[ssexsophie8127]

i won

[segamascott]

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[pancakeke]

"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[thatbeebard]

[divorcemaster]

forgot to turn the burner on so i just spent 15 minutes standing over my pot of noodles like

[kaijuno]

[kerink]

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

[themythicalcodfish]

OP this is EXCELLENT

[whatbigotspost]

Now THAT’S a self care resource! If you’ve gotten distracted by capitalism’s appropriation of “self-care” and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.

[13fingers]

i think i’m in love with you,, have a nice day

You are nothing to me. I won’t