UnFantastic

Ame • 28 • they/she • Lady Adjacent • Probably Lesbian

[amythehooligan]

You all panic about where the reblog button is, and who's getting like notifications, but I haven't updated my tumblr app in years. I am free.

[amythehooligan]

I had to get a new phone guys, what the fuck

[amygdalae]

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

[amygdalae]

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

[amygdalae]

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

[hottdoggblogg]

[the-big-mood]

Show your unwavering support for Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog combo. This shirt lets you wear your love for the unbeatable value proudly. Get it HERE!

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[amythehooligan]

Kinda fucked how my body tried to kill me and now I'm thousands of dollars in debt. Can't even exanguinate for free.

[cookies-super-secret-blog]

great things are happening

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[amythehooligan]

I've recently been seeing a vitamin ad that I feel rivals the Folgers incest commercial

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[amythehooligan]

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[finalhorsegirl]

obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.