THESE FOUR ARE THE MAIN CREW OF VILLAINOUS. Basically Villainous is a Latin American(I believe, please correct me if I'm wrong!!) show about the world's greatest villain, Black Hat, who is retired and running a company that helps other villains, and the misadventures of his three employees, Doctor Flug, Dementia, and 5.0.5. It is also a bunch of YouTube videos where weapons are showed off in the form of commercials, and Black Hat roasts the villains of other universes for their idiocy. Now, KEEP IN MIND THAT ONE, THESE ARE ALL ORIGINALLY IN SPANISH, THOUGH OFFICIAL AND UNOFFICIAL ENGLISH DUBS EXIST. ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY WATCHED THIS SHOW OR READ ANY BOOKS/DONE ANY ARGS. WHAT LITTLE I HAVE SEEN OR READ IS FROM THE WIKI, GIFS, SCREENCAPS, AND TWO SMALL CLIPS OF THE SHOW. EVERYTHING ELSE WAS FANCONTENT I HAVE CONSUMED LIKE A SEAHORSE WITH A VACCUM SUCTION MOUTH. I feel Villainous is one of the few things that is better consumed through fandom, simply because I hate Black Hat in canon. He's terrible.
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• Big blue bear friend with a yellow flower on their head!!
• 5.0.5 is very sweet, very gentle, and a pacifist at heart. They also like to help clean things, and are basically the maid, keeping Hat Manor clean and orderly. This is the only reason Black Hat keeps them around.
• 5.0.5 is mute, but still makes Awroooo sounds to communicate. Literally, that's the sound they make. They're also voiced by Markiplier?? Apparently???
• They were initially made from some of Black Hat's form, and they were supposed to be the most evil beast possible. However, some part of Doctor Flug's experiment went awry and instead we have a very sweet blue bear! Flug is basically their dad and it's adorable.
• THEY CARE SO MUCH ABOUT DEMENTIA, AND FLUG THEY TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM, AND BLACK HAT EVEN THOUGH HE'S AN ASSWAD. WHOLESOME BEAR CHILD. THEY ARE PRECIOUS.
• Fives has got to be the sweetest cinnamon bun in this show. Literally there is not a drop of malice in them. I would give them a tight hug and a kiss on the head and bake with them.
• INSANE LIZARD GIRL WITH RED AND GREEN HAIR MY BELOVED.
• Dementia is absolutely insane. She can scuttle across walls. Her hair acts as a hammerspace. She kept escaping and had to have a tracker put on her. She's the manic pixie dream girl of death. Absolute lesbian icon.
• For some reason she's yandere levels of obsessed with Black Hat, who finds her annoying and wants her to fuck off. She wants to marry him and sees him as muscular/hot. I hc that she's a lesbian but doesn't know it yet. Maybe bi but definitely wlw.
• Dementia is volatile, and was another experiment of Dr. Flug's. No idea if she was human before or not, maybe she was. But now she's basically the manor's guard dog and enjoys causing annoyances, playing loud rock music, being a teenager/early 20s aged kid, and simping for Black Hat.
• Dementia is agile, strong, brave, and in general super cool. She's unbelievably underrated. I want to take her to a rage room and smash furniture and dishes together.
• She's kinda a little sister figure to Dr. Flug. Those two will fight all day but kill someone for harming the other. Absolute girlboss. She is the chaotic dumbass of the group.
• ANXIETY FILLED PAPER BAG.
• Doctor Flug is Black Hat's scientist, and a fucking awesome one to boot. He's created everything from anti gravity devices to size shifting rayguns, servant robots and statue makers, devices that can create the most evil thing the user can imagine and creating sentient life, he is a damn GENIUS. However, while Flug is probably smarter than Black Hat, was an extremely dangerous and likely well respected villain before joining the organization, and is the one Black Hat tolerates the most, he bears the most of the eldritch's abuse, and never gets an ounce of praise for all his hard work.
• Flug's name, Flugslys, is Icelandic for Plane Crash(I think?), despite this though he's actually a really good pilot! The one time he crashed(that we know of) is when he crashed a plane into the Manor. So now he's stuck with Black Hat. He wears a paper bag on his head for some reason, and apparently resents wearing it. Maybe Black Hat forced him to, idk.
• Flug actually loves airplanes and flight in general! He shrinks planes flying in the air down the miniature size and keeps them in a collection. The people aren't allowed out of the planes though. He also sleeps in a cryo-bed bc otherwise he has horrific nightmares and can't sleep.
• WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE BUT THAT'S OK. Tbh I love him with or without the bag. He's socially awkward but if you introduce yourself right he warms up quick, even accepting hugs! Also he's a good dad(unlike SOMEBODY. HAT.) and is very protective of 5.0.5. He seems relatively confident and gutsy, and has kind of an ego, but around Black Hat he's really anxious and afraid. All Flug wants is his boss's approval, but he's never going to get it because Black Hat is about as good of a villain as TFP Silas, and if you recall he was a real piece of shit. Flug deserves the title of Best Villain Of All Time, because Black Hat apparently doesn't know there's a difference between being evil and being an abuser.
• HE'S SO SWEET AND WHAT FOR I want to pick him up when he's tired and weary and upset, and kiss him on the head and wipe his tears, promising that everything will be okay. I want to hold him close and let him rest beside me, safe and secure knowing that I am currently making Black Hat's miserable life a living hell by biting and clawing the McFuck out of the bastard every time he gets within ten feet of the scientist.
• Oh Jesus Shitfuck Here We Go. This guy. The grinning cunt with the top hat. That's the shitwit. Founder of Black Hat Organization, alien eldritch being who's been around for a long ass time, and the holder of both the Greatest Villain title and the Biggest And Most Abusive Asshat title. Strap in this one gets salty.
• He is the worst evil of all. That you could ever imagine. Mass Murder? Piece of cake. Abusive boss? Yep. Withholding praise and pointing out even the smallest and most harmless of flaws and relentlessly reprimanding for them? All the time. He melts puppies when bored. He hates every living being and hates their presence unless they're suffering in some way. Pet abuser? He doesn't treat his pet snake Lil' Jack very well at all. No control over his anger issues. A deadbeat abusive father who wants nothing to do with 5.0.5, who is technically his kid. He feels little to no remorse for his actions. He's been like this since at least the Renaissance. Around since the Victorian Era at least. And he's apparently got no reason for doing this. No trauma, no backstory, no fears, nothing.
• He has almost every goddamn power ever. Shapeshifting, Pyrokenesis, Transformation, Laser Eyes, Dimension travelling, Dark magic, Technology tamperment through magic, Fourth Wall Awareness, Teleportation, you can look on the Wiki if you'd like. He's OP. But I do hc that he's got a weakness to subzero temperatures. He's overpowered, he's basically just there for smidgens of plot, he's awful.
• AND YET. He's weirdly appealing. He plays golf sometimes in his living room. He acts childish sometimes(read: all the time). He reads the newspaper. He's dapper and fancy. He's got living portraits of himself all over the damn place. He wears a black bowler hat underneath his top hat, and presumably a black fez hat underneath that bowler hat. He almost never removes that damn top hat. He's an old man and isn't good with technology. You'd expect him to sound like Johnathan Young or smthn but no he sounds like he's been smoking 35 cigarettes a day for 300 years and speaks through a cheese grater. He's a hideous piece of trash and YET. He's dapper. He listens to music. He's weirdly human despite his atrocities. And he's a Tumblr sexyman but let's ignore that. SOMETHING about who he is is just. interesting. And it's not his "ripped body" either. Sorry folks, this is a goddamn twink. Even if he wasn't I am immune to the sexual and romantic attractiveness of others so why would I also find myself captivated. There's something there.
• Black Hat is an eldritch freak of nature. A lot of people say he's a demon but that'd just be. idk I don't see as much appeal as the Alien idea. I do HC that Black Hat doesn't actively enjoy a lot of this, and has just desensitized himself to it, but this is already long enough without getting into my hc for his past. Also he's about 5' 9", if you add the hat he's 6' 7". The reason I bring this up is because Aroz is 6' 11" in her human disguise and 7' 2" in her actual form, and the reason I bring that up is because I have an AU where they're both trying to trick the other into falling for them and becoming prey to their manipulation but it fails and so the hatted embodiment of evil and the robot full of hate fall in love legit. He is a little bit of a simp because Aroz is a tall, strong, main character in an anime, and she's a Milf. Black Hat loves her so much and she manages to help him become more evil while putting a firm stop to the abuse. They would both die for each other and kill for each other. Either way, what bliss~
• I adore him I hate him he's my awful little oingly spoink. My skrunkly scrimblo. My left hand bitch of an alien. I would hug him, but I would also brutalize and traumatize him to the point of where he's afraid of literally anything that moves or can cause harm in any way. If he doesn't have a reason to be evil I will give him a fucking reason. There's too much Flug whump, not enough Black Hat whump. Also people are apparently unreasonably fucking horny for him. Thotticus that is a thousand or more year old eldritch demon with no interest in sex, not your hot strong macho business man with humanlike reproductive organs. I have many hcs of him but especially ace spec BH. Thinking demi but idk and neither does he because he doesn't care what you are. If you exist he hates you, if you're a hero he hates you even more.
ANYWAY UH THIS GOT LONG. hopefully the read more thing works ^^' anyway, your honor, them 💙 Not Black Hat though, I would punt him across the galaxy without hesitation or remorse, treat your employees better you sad bitchy old hat with eyebrows. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask!! I'll answer as best I can :D -Z