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heyyyyyy guys I know I’m technically still a Ninjago and/or tmnt blog but guess who relapsed into transformers :]
Anyways I wrote a tfp & rid2015 fanfic oneshot, so if you want to read about bumblebee going thru it between both shows then read please <3
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the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.
some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun
like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive
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I wake up every morning to a hyper-specific post about a new piece of media being cancelled for being morally unethical on tumblr and it is always a piece of media I have never heard of even once in my life. And nearly none of it is from mutuals I follow
• The next day •
She had waited for him to return. She couldn’t help it, but she thought about the kind Maia all day at work… She wondered if all of Ainur were like him. Kind and sociable…
When he came into the tavern he’d promised to visit, she noticed he was a little bit… Different. Something about him was strange. Why did he have darker clothing than usual? And why did he smell like the icy air of winter, and the hot fires of trees?
Something about him today made her think of Melkor… She had only heard stories, of course.
Either way, she grinned. “You look good… But you seem tired.” She pushed him a drink she’d saved for his arrival. “Would you like some?”
Theres had been a small bird that followed Alexanderia around through the day, as if it was watching over her in mairons place. But once Mairon entered the tavern, the bird ruffled its feathers and cawed in anger at the maia. That was the first sign of danger. This Mairon only coosed at the protective bird and walked over to her.
" A good evening Alex, ohh that is because of my meeting with my lord, he can talk for hours on end."mairon said in a false cheerful way.
Mairon took the cup of beer snd drank a little bit of it whith a blissful sigh. He glanced at the lady and the pesky little bird. Such a nuances of a animal, mairon thought." How has your day been, dear."
She smiled. “Good. Perhaps a little sick… An illness has been going around, and children are often the people that spread it.” She huffed a soft laugh.
Looking up, her gaze softened, and she looked a little bit more concerned again.
“Mairon? Are you sure you’re alright?” She asked in a gentle voice.
The redheaded maia was less laughing as the other day as he listened to her, a sickness in such weather he expected. He gave a little gasp when she said it was probably the children who spread that.
The maia smiled back to her, not the same as before, this smile was like a wolf with its prey." I am fine Alex, I don't feel as ill as you do at the moment and I am getting enough sleep."
While they talked, Tereöl, assisstant of Aulë was going to speak with Mairon until he opened the door and saw the real mairon tossing and turning in his sleep spell. The maia kept begging for Melkor to let him go and leave him alone, the feeling of hands on him and the pain that the vala gave now felt real all over again. Tereöl started doing a reverse spell on the sleeping Mairon.
Alexandria felt… Wrong. Something was wrong about this scenario.
She knew what manipulation was, but she knew very well that Mairon wasn’t doing it the other day. That was his true colors. He was too honest to be putting on a face. For Eru’s sake, he had helped her at her school! That was too much of a stretch just to manipulate her.
He wasn’t lying, she knew that very well. She could see it in his actions that he was a good Maiar.
This… Couldn’t be the same Mairon, then. Did something happen to him? Was he possessed?
She remembered the distinct look in his eyes and the change of smell and aura he had.
“…Mairon? Is it you?“ She asked cautiously, a frightened hand placing over his. “I… I won’t be angry.” She had no idea what she was trying to do. She thought that perhaps a little bit of kindness to this imposter might change his mind.
It is today
((IT'S!!! BEEN A WHILE!!! SORRY I HAVEN'T SENT ASKS MY BRAIN BROKE AND I'VE MOSTLY BEEN CHATTING WITH RANDOM ON THE 120+ PAGE GOOGLE DOC.. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ARE YOU DOING OK?? Sorry for vanishing, again I was on the google doc mostly. Lotsa stuff there so if you wanna see I can resend you the link!!)) -Z
OH no it’s ok!!! Actually I need to go on that link. I need to join the fun >:) and so we can talk regularly!!!
((IT'S OK!! If you feel like reading theres uh. 50+ pages of me(blue text) and Random(green text) infodumping at each other!! Also you are welcome to add your own ramblings and thoughts and we'll see em when we hop on!! It's like a GC almost)) -Z
OHH I see!! I’ll see about hopping on :))
((IF YOU CAN'T JOIN RIGHT AWAY ITS OK BUT THE GOOGLE DOC LINK IS IN YOUR BOX LES GOOOOOOOOOOO)) -Z
Ahh damn sorry I was busy :( if I had a time I might have made it!! Maybe next time ❤️
((Amy I have an idea. I've been wanting to try Genshin Impact since Random showed off some screencaps of Watatsumi Island, which looks as if it'd taste like Trans Bisexual cake and I want to stick the entire island in my mouth, it's just so pretty. WHEN I FINALLY GET THE GAME AND SEND A GOOGLE DOC LINK TO RANDOM SO SHE AND I CAN CHAT WHILE I PLAY, DO YOU ALSO WANT TO SEE THE CHAOS)) -Z
OHH YES I WANT TO SEE IT :)))
((YEEEEE THEY'RE SO VIBRANT AND FULL OF LIFE AND SIMPLISTIC YET DETAILED I LOVE IT. THEY ARE MY SWEET CHILDREN. 505 IS MY SWEET CHILD. DEMENTIA IS MY FERAL LESBIAN DAUGHTER. FLUG IS MY SWEET EVIL SON I LOVE HIM AND NOW SO DO YOU. *Holds BH up by the scruff of the neck* And then there's THIS asshole... I love him but also why. Black Hat. You lovable dapper stupid gothic shitfuck. You terrible little creechur of a man. You're feral in bad ways and you eat roadkill. Why are you like this ilysm)) -Z
I love that there’s always one character that we love the most but we hate them but we love them and it’s because we hate them
((Drink, my child, there is a brimming glass of knowledge in your submissions box :D(and maybe a brimming glass of spiders. Don't know about that one yet.) Also sorry not sorry for being salty over Black Hat. You thought V-0 was bad, he's infinitely worse)) -Z
I LOVED THAT! They’re so unique and quirky !! Like you sort of! And I love how detailed and colorful their characters are omg
THESE FOUR ARE THE MAIN CREW OF VILLAINOUS. Basically Villainous is a Latin American(I believe, please correct me if I'm wrong!!) show about the world's greatest villain, Black Hat, who is retired and running a company that helps other villains, and the misadventures of his three employees, Doctor Flug, Dementia, and 5.0.5. It is also a bunch of YouTube videos where weapons are showed off in the form of commercials, and Black Hat roasts the villains of other universes for their idiocy. Now, KEEP IN MIND THAT ONE, THESE ARE ALL ORIGINALLY IN SPANISH, THOUGH OFFICIAL AND UNOFFICIAL ENGLISH DUBS EXIST. ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY WATCHED THIS SHOW OR READ ANY BOOKS/DONE ANY ARGS. WHAT LITTLE I HAVE SEEN OR READ IS FROM THE WIKI, GIFS, SCREENCAPS, AND TWO SMALL CLIPS OF THE SHOW. EVERYTHING ELSE WAS FANCONTENT I HAVE CONSUMED LIKE A SEAHORSE WITH A VACCUM SUCTION MOUTH. I feel Villainous is one of the few things that is better consumed through fandom, simply because I hate Black Hat in canon. He's terrible.
The rest of this will be under a cut, just so it doesn't eat the dash.
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5.0.5
• Big blue bear friend with a yellow flower on their head!!
• 5.0.5 is very sweet, very gentle, and a pacifist at heart. They also like to help clean things, and are basically the maid, keeping Hat Manor clean and orderly. This is the only reason Black Hat keeps them around.
• 5.0.5 is mute, but still makes Awroooo sounds to communicate. Literally, that's the sound they make. They're also voiced by Markiplier?? Apparently???
• They were initially made from some of Black Hat's form, and they were supposed to be the most evil beast possible. However, some part of Doctor Flug's experiment went awry and instead we have a very sweet blue bear! Flug is basically their dad and it's adorable.
• THEY CARE SO MUCH ABOUT DEMENTIA, AND FLUG THEY TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM, AND BLACK HAT EVEN THOUGH HE'S AN ASSWAD. WHOLESOME BEAR CHILD. THEY ARE PRECIOUS.
• Fives has got to be the sweetest cinnamon bun in this show. Literally there is not a drop of malice in them. I would give them a tight hug and a kiss on the head and bake with them.
Dementia
• INSANE LIZARD GIRL WITH RED AND GREEN HAIR MY BELOVED.
• Dementia is absolutely insane. She can scuttle across walls. Her hair acts as a hammerspace. She kept escaping and had to have a tracker put on her. She's the manic pixie dream girl of death. Absolute lesbian icon.
• For some reason she's yandere levels of obsessed with Black Hat, who finds her annoying and wants her to fuck off. She wants to marry him and sees him as muscular/hot. I hc that she's a lesbian but doesn't know it yet. Maybe bi but definitely wlw.
• Dementia is volatile, and was another experiment of Dr. Flug's. No idea if she was human before or not, maybe she was. But now she's basically the manor's guard dog and enjoys causing annoyances, playing loud rock music, being a teenager/early 20s aged kid, and simping for Black Hat.
• Dementia is agile, strong, brave, and in general super cool. She's unbelievably underrated. I want to take her to a rage room and smash furniture and dishes together.
• She's kinda a little sister figure to Dr. Flug. Those two will fight all day but kill someone for harming the other. Absolute girlboss. She is the chaotic dumbass of the group.
Flug
• ANXIETY FILLED PAPER BAG.
• Doctor Flug is Black Hat's scientist, and a fucking awesome one to boot. He's created everything from anti gravity devices to size shifting rayguns, servant robots and statue makers, devices that can create the most evil thing the user can imagine and creating sentient life, he is a damn GENIUS. However, while Flug is probably smarter than Black Hat, was an extremely dangerous and likely well respected villain before joining the organization, and is the one Black Hat tolerates the most, he bears the most of the eldritch's abuse, and never gets an ounce of praise for all his hard work.
• Flug's name, Flugslys, is Icelandic for Plane Crash(I think?), despite this though he's actually a really good pilot! The one time he crashed(that we know of) is when he crashed a plane into the Manor. So now he's stuck with Black Hat. He wears a paper bag on his head for some reason, and apparently resents wearing it. Maybe Black Hat forced him to, idk.
• Flug actually loves airplanes and flight in general! He shrinks planes flying in the air down the miniature size and keeps them in a collection. The people aren't allowed out of the planes though. He also sleeps in a cryo-bed bc otherwise he has horrific nightmares and can't sleep.
• WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE BUT THAT'S OK. Tbh I love him with or without the bag. He's socially awkward but if you introduce yourself right he warms up quick, even accepting hugs! Also he's a good dad(unlike SOMEBODY. HAT.) and is very protective of 5.0.5. He seems relatively confident and gutsy, and has kind of an ego, but around Black Hat he's really anxious and afraid. All Flug wants is his boss's approval, but he's never going to get it because Black Hat is about as good of a villain as TFP Silas, and if you recall he was a real piece of shit. Flug deserves the title of Best Villain Of All Time, because Black Hat apparently doesn't know there's a difference between being evil and being an abuser.
• HE'S SO SWEET AND WHAT FOR I want to pick him up when he's tired and weary and upset, and kiss him on the head and wipe his tears, promising that everything will be okay. I want to hold him close and let him rest beside me, safe and secure knowing that I am currently making Black Hat's miserable life a living hell by biting and clawing the McFuck out of the bastard every time he gets within ten feet of the scientist.
Black Hat
• Oh Jesus Shitfuck Here We Go. This guy. The grinning cunt with the top hat. That's the shitwit. Founder of Black Hat Organization, alien eldritch being who's been around for a long ass time, and the holder of both the Greatest Villain title and the Biggest And Most Abusive Asshat title. Strap in this one gets salty.
• He is the worst evil of all. That you could ever imagine. Mass Murder? Piece of cake. Abusive boss? Yep. Withholding praise and pointing out even the smallest and most harmless of flaws and relentlessly reprimanding for them? All the time. He melts puppies when bored. He hates every living being and hates their presence unless they're suffering in some way. Pet abuser? He doesn't treat his pet snake Lil' Jack very well at all. No control over his anger issues. A deadbeat abusive father who wants nothing to do with 5.0.5, who is technically his kid. He feels little to no remorse for his actions. He's been like this since at least the Renaissance. Around since the Victorian Era at least. And he's apparently got no reason for doing this. No trauma, no backstory, no fears, nothing.
• He has almost every goddamn power ever. Shapeshifting, Pyrokenesis, Transformation, Laser Eyes, Dimension travelling, Dark magic, Technology tamperment through magic, Fourth Wall Awareness, Teleportation, you can look on the Wiki if you'd like. He's OP. But I do hc that he's got a weakness to subzero temperatures. He's overpowered, he's basically just there for smidgens of plot, he's awful.
• AND YET. He's weirdly appealing. He plays golf sometimes in his living room. He acts childish sometimes(read: all the time). He reads the newspaper. He's dapper and fancy. He's got living portraits of himself all over the damn place. He wears a black bowler hat underneath his top hat, and presumably a black fez hat underneath that bowler hat. He almost never removes that damn top hat. He's an old man and isn't good with technology. You'd expect him to sound like Johnathan Young or smthn but no he sounds like he's been smoking 35 cigarettes a day for 300 years and speaks through a cheese grater. He's a hideous piece of trash and YET. He's dapper. He listens to music. He's weirdly human despite his atrocities. And he's a Tumblr sexyman but let's ignore that. SOMETHING about who he is is just. interesting. And it's not his "ripped body" either. Sorry folks, this is a goddamn twink. Even if he wasn't I am immune to the sexual and romantic attractiveness of others so why would I also find myself captivated. There's something there.
• Black Hat is an eldritch freak of nature. A lot of people say he's a demon but that'd just be. idk I don't see as much appeal as the Alien idea. I do HC that Black Hat doesn't actively enjoy a lot of this, and has just desensitized himself to it, but this is already long enough without getting into my hc for his past. Also he's about 5' 9", if you add the hat he's 6' 7". The reason I bring this up is because Aroz is 6' 11" in her human disguise and 7' 2" in her actual form, and the reason I bring that up is because I have an AU where they're both trying to trick the other into falling for them and becoming prey to their manipulation but it fails and so the hatted embodiment of evil and the robot full of hate fall in love legit. He is a little bit of a simp because Aroz is a tall, strong, main character in an anime, and she's a Milf. Black Hat loves her so much and she manages to help him become more evil while putting a firm stop to the abuse. They would both die for each other and kill for each other. Either way, what bliss~
• I adore him I hate him he's my awful little oingly spoink. My skrunkly scrimblo. My left hand bitch of an alien. I would hug him, but I would also brutalize and traumatize him to the point of where he's afraid of literally anything that moves or can cause harm in any way. If he doesn't have a reason to be evil I will give him a fucking reason. There's too much Flug whump, not enough Black Hat whump. Also people are apparently unreasonably fucking horny for him. Thotticus that is a thousand or more year old eldritch demon with no interest in sex, not your hot strong macho business man with humanlike reproductive organs. I have many hcs of him but especially ace spec BH. Thinking demi but idk and neither does he because he doesn't care what you are. If you exist he hates you, if you're a hero he hates you even more.
ANYWAY UH THIS GOT LONG. hopefully the read more thing works ^^' anyway, your honor, them 💙 Not Black Hat though, I would punt him across the galaxy without hesitation or remorse, treat your employees better you sad bitchy old hat with eyebrows. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask!! I'll answer as best I can :D -Z
((Yeah tbh dr*am is awful. Also off topic but I've never been on topic, Have You Ever Seen/Heard Of Villainous. If so tell me your thoughts on it I must know.)) -Z
I haven’t seen it no!! Tell me all about it please I am thirsty for knowledge
((The part that irks me is that I outright told them that dream is racist homophobic and in general awful and they basically went nO hEs NoT yOuRe BeCaUsE mExIcAn DrEaM wAs DoNe By A mExIcAn AS IF MEXICAN DREAM DOESN'T USE A LOT OF HARMFUL STEREOTYPES AND THE FUCKING TYRONE THING DIDN'T EXIST. They just turn a blind eye and I. Hate it. So much.)) -Z
I didn’t even know that 😭😭 I don’t know him or any Minecraft YouTubers in general, but I usually don’t interact with people that want to blow the back out of some gamer guy’s cheeks. I might be a lesbian so I’m biased, but I do NOT see the appeal
((CAMERA CAMERA CAMERA CAMERA CAM–*slams headfirst into a wall* ow. Also I have been SERIOUSLY WANTING TO GET GENSHIN IMPACT but brain says no. My sibling says it's good but I don't trust their taste they're a dr*am enjoyer. Random says it's good and I trust him a lot more. So I gotta ask, if you've played Genshin, Should I Get It. I must know. Also drawing animatronics is absurdly painful so maybe i will make an Aroz doodle? Eventually? If my brain cooperates?)) -Z
NOT THE DREAM ENJOYER 😭😭 bruh I’m so sorry it must be hard putting up with that 😔
Also yeah animatronics kinda suck to draw.. so many parts and all of them are anatomically nonsensical 😭
