Yo man it's pretty peak, isn't it???

Girl be calm. Like stay mellow.

[losersweregoingclownhunting]

Richie: Wait for it, wait for it…9:01. Stan is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Ben: His alarm didn’t go off.

Riche: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Bev: Oh! He was taken in his sleep.

Richie: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Bev, but way more plausible than Ben’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Eddie: I bet he tucked himself into his bed too tight and got stuck.

[birdstanley]

MY FUCKIN BOY

I LOVE STAN SO MUCH

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY AKXKXKVLSKVKDKCKSKCM

[an-absolute-muppet]

Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Bruh I’m top ten UNLUCKY people dawg

[tenthprinceofhell]

being in a fandom with so many people who have never been in a fandom before is genuinely so embarrassing, why has all etiquette towards how we treat people just gone out the window 😭

anyways the authors of Sweetbunny22, ttmd;ttms, and Super Soaker all deserve actual compensation for what they have been enduring in this fanbase

remember to treat ff writers with respect because they are doing this for free and y’all are genuinely just so fucking weird !!!

[purevanillakidbyers]

the mass mischaracterization of max mayfield needs to be studied because she would never say “but will is a boy”

[mushstool]

a couple cute snaps of kabuki i took last spring that i never shared yet 🌸🍭🌴

[moonywheeler]

since everything happened off screen it WILL BE TRUE to me that "to make out?" "to date" means that mike and will already kissed in mike's room when they were living together and that's exactly why mike feels so Weird towards jane in s5

like really mike what the FUCK did you do

[rskacreates]

Madwheeler Scoops Ahoy AU | Byler edition- Enjoy ☝️🗿Idk if vids do well here- But WE BALL

[miwiheroes]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN INMALIFE

[belovedcampfire]

There’s something super amusing about the fact that Tales from 85 is trying so hard to push mileven that they’re having to alter canon mileven/byler (Mike treating Will different, changing the prom picture etc) to make it more feasible, therefore proving that the canon of the show was pushing byler more, because why else would they have to change it?

[dustyydefender]

I need to see more Henclair and Wheelerson content. Two ships are so peak, literally my two favs. If you don’t ship it you are so missing out… 💕

[agentromanoffsir]

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

EDIT: part 2!!

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

what about when mike told us about when they first met with words and will showed us with images because mike is a writer and will is an artist

[bastardraccooon]

Jackie Taylor did the thing that every teenager wants to do at least once — die after a petty argument so that everyone will feel fucking guilty for the rest of their lives

[chr0n1c4l-n3rd]

Okay we all agree that we wont watch tales of ‘85 bc its complete bullshit

But also it would be so fun if it flopped just bc the whole byler community boycotted it collectively

Like

“Block out the ‘noise’” and then were the reason it completely fails

And they have to like

Cancel events or whatever

Do you see it

[camrlart]

i love this au

[oliveespineapples]

any version of paladin mike where his armor is a literal metaphor for opening up to others and where Will is the one to strip him of it. well yes!!

like can you imagine — “I will have you without your armor, Mike, or I will not have you at all” !!??;!;$):&;(!(!

[miwiheroes]

DID U KANEJ MY CLERADIN

[the-yappstronaut]

the worst part is, i doubt any of the cast even know the original reasoning behind conformitygate. bylers were making a pretty good case about the characters' sudden conformity but all the famous people see is "haha silly fans think that theres a 9th episode loll"

[femalepope]

in my beautiful dictatorship we will start killing people who say all homophobes are closeted