Quick and to the Pointless

Tom. 22. Orlando, Florida. Single as fuck. Shoot me a message, I'd be glad to answer it.

[theawesomeadventurer]

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

[walkingfoxy-deactivated20190713]

look at this fat raccoon 

[princeouma-deactivated20190719]

It is i

[turtlessuggest]

Here come the most Extra of turtles and tortoises

Indian Roof Turtle, about as close to a dragon turtle as we’re likely to get.

Burmese Roof Turtle, with a banana for a head

Diamondback Terrapin, the Rorschach of turtles

Red-Bellied Short-Necked Turtle, just look at those colors!

Burmese Starred Tortoise, geometrically chic

Radiated Tortoise, also geometrically chic but maybe more art deco

Painted Terrapin, no need to send in the clowns

Leopard Tortoise, breaking the mold with a little art noveau

Bell’s Hingeback Tortoise, “You think box turtles got it on lockdown? Hold my noms and watch this!”

Impressed Tortoise, what it says on the tin

Cane Turtle, otherwise known as “Winner Of Turtle Death Glare Competition Since Forever”

[chaussettesock]

Mata-Mata Turtle, the very definition of chaotic Neutral as a turtle

Spiny turtle, a very sharp and very dangerous boy

Cantor’s giant softshell turtle, a pancake with turtle pieces

Alligator snapping turtle, a real life honest dragon

[zoomerbro]

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

You deadass?

[aku-no-homu]

[littleguyfierithings]

[thatattoozone-deactivated201710]

Liza Myata

[conspiracyscreech-deactivated20]

[runningoncoals-deactivated20171]

I am literally both of them at the same time

[vampirebiter]

[deegaynolds]

like to charge reblog to cast

[screenshotfunny]

[sickfuture]

[thefunkyweapon]

[sambic]

y'all mind if i…………be my best self??

[shiny-cradily]

[batsuda-deactivated20211213]

GRIMES and Elon Musk at the 2018 met gala