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This post only exists to post the link in one discord server.

"Cheating's bad, okay?"

Hello Detective. I want to play a game.

Before you there is a sealed canister of the Lego Bionicle set #8746: Visorak Keelerak. I want you to open the canister and build the set according to the instructions included within.

However, things won’t just be so simple. Also included in the canister are several parts from the set 8914: Toa Mahri Hahli. Particularly, the extra pieces included are several balljoint connector pieces made out of lime-green plastic. I want you to find which parts are from the original Keelerak set, and which ones are the newer version, and assemble the set as normal.

If you pick the wrong part and a single piece breaks or shatters when you put them together the game will be up, and the other canisters in the room, which are filled with poison gas, will open and kill you. Let the games begin.

thelordice

This is super easy though. The classic, more resilient pieces have more rounded socket connectors, whereas the more fragile Mahri-era connectors had more squared joint connectors. Sorry Jigsaw Killer, you basically just gave me a free Keelerak.

origsmocs

I’m sorry detective, but if you’re thinking you can simply tell the pieces apart by looking at their design you are dead wrong. They didn’t change the design of the parts until the release of the Phantoka, meaning the added pieces in the canister are still identical to the original ones. Also you do not get to keep the set when you are done, its a gift for my nephew. Do not test me, detective.

insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea

Very cold take but the reason I think a lot of settler vegans view meat as murder (and therefore immoral) is because they cannot get past their colonial mindset of viewing all interactions as either consumption or domination instead of the reality of a vast web of mutually beneficial and self sustaining relationships with the ecosystem and eachother

local-debaser

This literally makes no sense. How does buying prepackaged meat from the store count as “beneficial” to the ecosystem. In what way are factory farms good for the environment? Does the continuation of the horrid things of the meat industry help out with that? I don’t understand.

insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea

hasenpfefferbouillon

guitarbeard

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

blackkkabutops

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

indyexploits

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

pisss-offf-ghostt

One of my all time favorite posts

senirac

Never piss off creative magic users.

broken-blank

Douxie unhinged and feral after the Arcane Order fucks around and finds out.

gloriousfuryjellyfish

This is gold.

Hey reminder that if you can't change family members. that is ok. You are not responsible for your family members. If they truly refuse to change than you should not dedicate more time of your life to beat a dead horse. You are allowed to move on, and focus on other ways to make the world better . No one who understands how the world works will fault you for it. You can move on, you have permission.

kaijuno

🤔

an-unsolved-rubiks-cube

Kindly escort your ass to church.

looking at pictures of romantic couples: oh boy I could really go for some physical affection right about now.

30 minuets later:

#not even anything sexual just a relationship deeper than friends or best friends or family #like have you ever felt your entire body go pleasently warm while being near someone for any period of time.#the last time i felt that was when I sat next to my mother while watching tv 4 years ago #like literally just platonic contact. being held #bro thats the shit

Late night sleepover vibes

Smash tournament but nobody is being loud because the match is intence

Laying on the couch with 6 other people, and laughing at the fact that one person muttered "your out of touch, I'm out of time..." BUT FUCKING WHO

Have a talk with the one friend who is atheist about religion and the cosmos

"Hey guys remember Maggie and the Ferocious Beast?

"FUCKING GO TO BED TYLER"

The cat jumps on one kid's stomach and wakes the whole party up

Hysterical laughter

Nobody has fallen asleep but nobody is talking bacause the lights are out and we may never know this peace again.

Is it still before 4:am?

homophobicavatarstyle

can you imagine how the whole energybending scene must have looked to Sokka and Suki

homophobicavatarstyle

doritoprincess

Sokka: “ohmygod, I think aang’s losing!”

Suki: “you dont know that, maybe red is aang’s color”

Sokka: “you think the motherfucker who was planning to genocide the entire world with fire has a *blue aura*??”

Toph: “what the FUCK are you guys TALKING about”

aethosial-moved-deactivated2021

black people, please take care of yourselves. please take care of your health. please take care of your mind. please take care of your spirit.

i understand if your soul is not at peace. i understand if you are exhausted. just, please take care of yourselves in these dark, hateful times and surround yourself with people who understand why.

butterscotch-veins

any black followers and friends, a thread of mental health resources if you need them can be found here!

bluehairedspidey

Out of Touch Thursday

hasenpfefferbouillon

"Tim, I called you in today because frankly we are concerned about your performance with the company. since you have joined we have noticed a 7 percent drop in productivity estimates. Tim I understand that your uncle, a retired department manager, had recomended you to our workplace, and that is why you are with us today. But I need you to understand that I value what my other subordinates think of working here. So if they see you slacking off because you got a free ride to your seat. Then I am going to have to deal with reports of nepotism. And if HR hears reports such as that I could easily loose my job. I hope you understand what I mean by that statement. I'm giving you another chance before anything gets out of hand. And concider your self lucky because if it weren't for your uncle's guidance keeping me off the street. you would not be recieving this warning. I m disappointed in you, and it will honestly take a lot to restore my faith in your performance after today.