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Ghost. She/her. Old. This blog is a mess of fandoms and other oddities.

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

i love how none of you are normal

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

[brood-me-daddy]

My linguine! 😩

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

What will one day destroy each of the 50 US States

Alabama - Absorbed by Wyoming Alaska - Absorbed by Wyoming Arizona - Absorbed by Wyoming Arkansas - Absorbed by Wyoming California - Attempts to contain the spread of Wyoming by rigging itself with nuclear bombs Colorado - Absorbed by Wyoming Connecticut - Absorbed by Wyoming Delaware - Absorbed by Wyoming Florida - Missing, presumed absorbed by Wyoming Georgia - Absorbed by Wyoming Hawaii - Absorbed by Wyoming after the state survived California's suicide attack and continued to grow Idaho - Absorbed by Wyoming Illinois - Sacrifices itself trying to give Kentucky enough time to find the lost sword Indiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Iowa - Absorbed by Wyoming Kansas - Absorbed by Wyoming Kentucky - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone and is not strong enough Louisiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Maine - Absorbed by Wyoming Maryland - Absorbed by Wyoming Massachusetts - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough Michigan - Absorbed by Wyoming Minnesota - Absorbed by Wyoming Mississippi - Absorbed by Utah Missouri - Begs Utah not to go down this path, and is cut down Montana - Absorbed by Wyoming Nebraska - Absorbed by Utah Nevada - Tries to offer itself as a servant to Wyoming, telling it that together they could rule the world, but is absorbed New Hampshire - Absorbed by Utah New Jersey - Absorbed by Utah New Mexico - Gives its energy to Utah in the hopes that it will be able to stop Wyoming New York - Absorbed by Wyoming North Carolina - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough North Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Ohio - Absorbed by Wyoming Oklahoma - Absorbed by Wyoming seconds after it finishes deciphering the runes on the handle of the Wyoming Slayer, managing only to croak out the word, "Too" Oregon - Absorbed by Wyoming Pennsylvania - Absorbed by Wyoming Rhode Island - Absorbed by Utah South Carolina - Sacrifices itself in order to get the Wyoming Slayer to Utah South Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Tennessee - Absorbed by Utah Texas - Absorbed by Utah Utah - Attempts to wield the Wyoming slayer and is burnt by its protective magics Vermont- Absorbed by Wyoming Virginia - Plunges itself into the gullet of the ever growing Wyoming to recover the sword which it ate Washington - Absorbed by Wyoming West Virginia - Absorbed by Wyoming Wisconsin - Cries, "I know what Oklahoma meant!" as it readies itself for its last stand. "Not 'too'! Together! It must be used together!" then reaches its arms into the monster's mouth, and takes hold of the sword with Virginia and with all the other states that have been eaten and lends its strength to all of them for one final attack, even as Wyoming's claws dig into its farmlands Wyoming - Stands startled for a few seconds, before beginning to crumble

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[staff]

we fucked up

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

Happy Evergiven Eve to all who celebrate

[katherynefromphilly]

2021 Suez Canal obstruction - Wikipedia

2021 Suez Canal obstruction - Wikipedia

In case you’re wondering if there are AO3 fics about the Ever Given and its love for the Suez Canal that lasted for 7 glorious days from March 23 to March 29, 2021…

Yes. Yes, of course there are.

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

Absolutely delighted by this information

[not-wizard-council-aristocrat]

there’s also r34 porn of it!

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

There’s what now?

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

Happy Evergiven Eve to all who celebrate

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

Happy Evergiven Eve to all who celebrate

[katherynefromphilly]

2021 Suez Canal obstruction - Wikipedia

2021 Suez Canal obstruction - Wikipedia

In case you’re wondering if there are AO3 fics about the Ever Given and its love for the Suez Canal that lasted for 7 glorious days from March 23 to March 29, 2021…

Yes. Yes, of course there are.

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

Absolutely delighted by this information

[brood-me-daddy]

My first thought scrolling past this dress:

Is that.. Is that the killing of James Cook by the Hawaiian people circa 1779?

[were--ralph]

What’s hot about balls? I swear I’m asking sincerely

its like asking whats hot about pussy people just like what they like

[the-haiku-bot]

its like asking whats

hot about pussy people

just like what they like

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

we have to stop meeting like this haiku bot the people will find out

[hoidianslips]

He's a ten but: he wants to kill all the nobles.

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

He’s a ten but and he wants to kill all the nobles.

[wrenchswango]

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[brood-me-daddy]

Found the horniest recipe on NYT Cooking

Of course I made them

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

[one-cool-butterfly-a-day]

Butterfly of the day #118

Not-a-Butterfly of the day Parasa viridogrisea

Come back tomorrow for another cute butterfly! (Source: Parasa viridogrisea de Circuito a la Colonia El Haya, Xico, VER, MX le 22 Jui 2018 à 13:58 par David Morales · iNaturalist)

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

I have been staring at his creature for over 30 minutes and just can’t believe it’s real. Holy shit.