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[pnkskyline]

Puella Magi Madoka ★ Magica + TAROT ↳ The Major Arcana Tarot cards represent a path to spiritual self-awareness and depict the various stages we encounter as we search for greater meaning and understanding in life.

[parseltonquinq]

I’m honestly curious

reblog and put in the tags your mbti, zodiac, and hogwarts house bc I’m really curious and I feel like this is a cool way to get to know people

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be my steam friend plz

http://steamcommunity.com/id/chilltrue

i am chilltrue

[battaglia-blog]

Tom Mulcair, in his socialism dome: “Now, with the RCMP’s fruit machine in reverse polarity, everyone will be gay! MY PLAN COMES TO… FRUITION! BWA HA HA!”

[vintagegalpal]

*sniffles* this is why i voted for them in aberta.

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17

ohh god damn this was asked 35 days ago and then i didn’t go on tumblr for 35 days sorry guys

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Ya know I’m a pretty open person in general but I’ve got a few besties i can talk about anything with, y’all know who you are there’re like 6 of you

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

step 1) take two songs step 2) play them at the same time step 3) sin

[geminisee]

Why does this work so well

[gifak-net]

[step-rad]

peridot

[aquaeverything]

[lesbigems]

AU where everything’s the same but the Crystal Gems are all replaced by Jamie.

(Inspired by this post)

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how to flirt with the signs

aries: fight them. just fucking do it.

taurus: accidentally break their room window with a rock and shout sorry before getting the hell out of there

gemini: call them at 3am and ask if they have any cheetos

cancer: stand outside their house with a boombox blaring "never gonna give you up"

leo: offer them a ride and yell "GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING" as you pull up in front of them

virgo: one word: memes

libra: don't even ask them out just tell them you're dating

scorpio: convince them you're batman

sagittarius: look them straight in the eye as you consume an entire pizza slice in one bite

capricorn: dance at them like one of those tropical birds with the fancy butt feathers

aquarius: tell them about homestuck

pisces: run up to them and say "can u hold onto this for me k thx" then hand them a flower and trip over a snail as you attempt to run off

[potentialised]

Gay girls reblog this

[vintagegalpal]

Real fucking talk. The only man I will ever love is my sweet asshole that sleeps with me at night and is lost without me.

Sylvester the cat.

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sylvester isnt a man he’s a huge baby

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I’ve been thinking a lot about the movie Hoodwinked lately……for…..some reason. Like the fact that it exists. That’s it’s so completely bizarre to watch. And that it made a lot of money.

the budget is “Under 8 million”. there isn’t even an exact known amount. It’s just under 8 million but it grossed 110 million at the box office. A movie that features animation with scenes like this from a song about a schnitzel truck

grossed over $100 million at the box office. 

There’s this one guy frequently appearing in the background inexplicably wearing this. Why? To what purpose does he serve? Who even is he? Why isn’t he the central focus of this film? 

This movie needs to be talked about more. It might not reach Bee Movie levels of bafflement and speculation but it merits many discussions nonetheless. What the hell was Hoodwinked 

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not to be dramatic but if I don’t get kissed soon i might die wtf

[angeliquecloud]

[sexience]

when ur cat decides 3am is the perfect time to do some loud fucking weird shit