[raisedinalab]

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

[anactagainstgod]

@yuckytastic

[longseasons]

this June we're getting hot and letting no one hit

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[yuckytastic]

@anactagainstgod

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[yuckytastic]

@anactagainstgod

[anactagainstgod]

Yesss yess yess

[threedollarsdotcom]

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[anactagainstgod]

@yuckytastic

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[teaboot]

This WOULD be how humanity would go out though tbh

[yuckytastic]

@anactagainstgod

[anactagainstgod]

??

How the fuck have you not seen this before

I've seen this like ten times over

[watdefuks]

The best handshake EVER 😎

[anactagainstgod]

@yuckytastic what i do to uou

[escuerzoresucitado]

[anactagainstgod]

@yuckytastic fantastic video

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[yuckytastic]

@anactagainstgod this is what its like living in a town with no mcdonalds

[anactagainstgod]

Much to learn

[agent-of-tyranny]

is this what khrushchev felt like with no disneyland

[anactagainstgod]

Without a doubt

[escuerzoresucitado]

[anactagainstgod]

@yuckytastic fantastic video

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[yuckytastic]

@anactagainstgod this is what its like living in a town with no mcdonalds

[anactagainstgod]

Much to learn

[dogpuppy]

[yuckytastic]

@anactagainstgod hey. biologist. tell me

[anactagainstgod]

BITCH YOURE A BIOLOGIST TOO???

It's because god thought it'd be more fun to have a variety of bones to break how boring is it to say 'i broke my one singular bone' when you say say "i broke 26 out of my 206 bones'

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[anactagainstgod]

@yuckytastic @maysomethingg @agent-of-tyranny

[anactagainstgod]

can i sit in ur ribcage

No

[00000066]

[anactagainstgod]

@yuckytastic

[sobcat]

I could be losing my marbles and my cat would sit in the corner watching me while serving face

[yuckytastic]

@anactagainstgod is this something u experience

[anactagainstgod]

You would not believe the things levi has calmly sat on the bed and watched me experience