Sup My Dudes

Yo i'm Ash I'm 22 and I go by whatever pronouns. I like to make friends so hmu! My prof pic and header were taken by @mintmatt

[what-eats-owls]

They’re helping!

[softypyro]

So the Hollywood reporter use this image of wander bros movie characters shotting Warner tower.

Than these were most of the QT's

[therandominmyhead]

A wild MACHAMP appeared!

Go! DUGTRIO!

[rifa]

I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever

[egotisticalfloof]

This tweet ends the argument between Roman and Logan about whether the pen or sword is mightier

…For about five minutes

[romanssippycup]

……..FUCK!

[allandnot]

I can see Patton and Virgil trying to stop the argument between Roman and Logan, and somehow coming to this conclusion.

[logically-asexual]

And then both threaten them to stab them with pens

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bill Nye’s graduation speech was as fiery and inspiring as you’d expect 

[discoverynews]

Bill Nye is killing it! 

[affdeactivated-deactivated20221]

Always does. 

[patton-croc-agenda]

Sanders Sides highschool AU where none of them are related but they all have the same last name so their senior quotes all match up like so:

Logan: No, we’re… Patton: …not related… Roman: …so, please… Virgil: …stop asking.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Doesn’t help that they all look so similar. One time Logan and Virgil tried switching places for the day and it actually worked. They were so frustrated. Everyone jumped when in the final period of the day “Virgil” screamed “FALSEHOOD” when somebody called him Verge and then walked out, hitting his face against the door frame on the way out because he wasn’t wearing his glasses.

[patton-croc-agenda]

HI I LOVE THIS HERE’S SOME BONUS HCS:

-At some point Logan gets so fed up he makes the others do a DNA test with him just to confirm they are on no way related. He prints out the results and carries them with him at all times.

-Roman: *insert whatever side you want here* is super attractive tbh Random student: You look almost identical Roman: Exactly.

-Virgil introducing his friends: This is _____. Yes, we have the same last name, no we aren’t related. Yes, we look similar; we still aren’t fucking related.

-Logan used to rarely get confused with the others as he was the only one with glasses, but then Patton ended up needing glasses and picked the same. God. Damn. Frames.

-They all have incredibly specific outfits and color schemes to keep from getting confused with one another. Once Patton tried to shake it up and wear a black shirt and all day he got “Love the new shirt, Logan!”

-Adding on to the switching places: Patton and Roman do that a lot. They find it hilarious and every day people squint at them to see if they switched places again. Virgil and Logan can’t understand how people mix them up because they’re around them so often.

-Bonus: After high school one or more become famous and whenever someone sees one of the others they’re like “WOAH ARE YOU?” “NO I’M NOT! WE’RE ALSO IN NO WAY RELATED THIS IS WORSE THAN HIGH SCHOOL”

[what-even-is-thiss]

What if one time Roman’s parents asked to borrow Logan for an event like a business dinner or something because they knew Logan would behave better and both Logan and Roman were so embarrassed about it because Logan’s parents actually almost agreed but when they tried to complain to Virgil and Patton about it the other two just laughed.

[honey-sunny-bee]

I love this whole concept

[sandersfanders-abandoned]

WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHERS

Teachers always mix students up - even if they don’t look alike

A teacher who just taught Roman, and now has a class with Virgil in it: “Rom-Vi-No. Patton? Virgil? …..Mr.Sanders!”

Teachers with 2 or more or ALL in class:

“So…can I say “Sanders 1, 2, 3, and 4-?”

All: “NO!”

(its really annoying when they do that)

“Haha maybe if one of you dyed your hair or something…That’d help haha”

“Can someone take homework for….whichever Sanders isn’t here today I’m not even going to guess”

“Lo-Vir-Ro-Pat….. I’m gonna point at one of you and will that student come up to the board please”

“I can’t even tell if you’re sticking with the assigned seats to be honest. If you are though, Virgil sit up straight, Roman stop doodling, Patton stop looking up puppies on your phone, Logan stop reading ahead in the book”

[baths-of-holy-water-deactivated]

They take up the teacher on the dying the hair thing, but they all do it seperately and all get purple. They decide to never try it again, unless they do it together, because it didn’t help at all.

[logicallyanxious]

Also, imagine if they went to seperate middle schools and Logan and Virgil used to get bullied a lot, for being a nerd and an emo, but now that they’re in highschool it’s suddenly stopped. They realize that it’s because people are afraid of accidentally insulting Roman and getting punched or Patton and making him cry.

[silver-owl413]

Just imagine one teacher goes on maternity leave a little before half way through the year. So Replacement teacher! And don’t you know it’s the one class all four have together. So they’re all not looking forward to repeating the same thing they always say.

Logan is leading them into the class room and just stops. He then turns to the door and starts banging his head on it. Virgil is next and looks into the room to see what caused this. And just let’s out “WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE US!?”

Patton and Roman are confused. What’s going on? So they look around the two and that’s when they see it.

Right there on the white board.

Mr. Sanders

And there sitting startled behind the teacher’s desk is a man who looks like he could be their father.

I wanna write this now….

[silent-pirate-hunter]

I so want to write this

Thomas looking so confused at a pack of teenage doppelgangers and being so lost about what to do. The whole class just staring at the lot of them and some brave soul works up the courage to ask if Mr. Sanders is related to any of the teen sanders only to get all five of them to answer back “No,” in unison in various tones of disbelief, frustration, and resignation. 

Thomas turns out to be pretty good at telling the boys apart and seems to gain their respect, making the group of unrelated Sanders grow to five as they all try and escape to his room when they’re bored or annoyed. They all groan when he reveals he has reading glasses, with the exact same frames as Logan and Patton that he doesn’t usually wear. 

For Halloween, the Sides just change outfits and go to their regular classes making everyone wonder why they didn’t dress up until “Patton” starts lecturing people on the proper setup of a scientific paper, and “Virgil” joins in on the Drama club flashmob, nailing the lead part with a bright grin. 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Damn. Now I wanna write this.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wait I just thought of something.

The drama teacher picks the Comedy of Errors solely because they know they finally have students that look alike. Thomas ends up sweet talking Logan and Virgil into doing it and Logan and Patton play the Dromeos and Virgil and Roman play the Antipholuses and they make sure to put in all caps in their bios in the playbill that they are NOT RELATED IRL AND THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THEY LOOK ALIKE BECAUSE THEY CLEARLY DO NOT

[prettyinaccurate]

logans real good at games

Click for high res

[thatsthat24]

This is awesome!!! (That is an awesome couch omg)

[boyinthestreet]

Logan: I’m cold.

Virgil: Just like my heart.

Logan: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

[sarcastic-anxious-deactivated20]

(Roman in a horror movie)

*phone rings*

Roman: what’s up?

Killer: I see you…

Roman:

Killer:

Roman:

Killer:

Roman: do I look good?

[prince-dark-and-stormy-night]

Sanders Sides as Things I Heard At School

—–

Roman: Why aren’t you two official yet?

Patton: *sputters* How does one work that?!

- - - - -

Roman: Because brunch is the gayest fucking thing ever.

- - - - -

Thomas: I get into arguments so much in my head and when the time comes I chicken out and don’t stand my grond.

Virgil: Whimp…

Thomas: Have you ever stood up for yourself?!

Virgil: No but I never had the confidence to even think about it.

- - - - -

Roman: *singing Percy Jackson* It wasn’t dirty thoughts - socks! Socks! I meant socks!

- - - - -

Logan: I sometimes wish I could eat a book and absorb the knowledge that lies within the pages.

Patton: Uh?

Virgil: Or get so many paper cuts in my throat I die.

Patton: No!

- - - - -

Virgil: What is a good mental health.

- - - - -

Virgil: I haven’t slept in 36 hours.

Patton: HONEY!

- - - - -

Logan: Oh the weather outside is frightful. So I’ll stay at home and sleep now. The lights will be way down low, I’ll read and sleep and eat!

- - - - -

Joan: Pronouns are overrated.

Logan: Excuse you! My hometown is - wait you said pronouns my bad. They are overrated.

Joan: You thought I said hometown?

Logan: Yeah…why did I get so defensive?

- - - - -

Virgil: If I take a bath with my clothes on am I smart or dumb?

- - - - -

Talyn: Bred looks fake. It’s a fake word. The government made it up. Conspiracy.

- - - - -

Patton: *gets stuck on their bookbag and falls out of chair* Betrayed by my own comic bag. What a plot twist.

- - - - -

Roman: *waking up from a nap* Shit my neck.

Logan: That’s what you get for sleeping during English.

Roman: Or the way I was laying.

Logan: *hits with book* It was because you were sleeping during English!

[incorrect-youtuber-ego-quotes]

Patton, after eating 47 scooby snacks: I’m gonna solve so many mysteries.

[egosweetheart]

character sheet for BNHA karkat! a friend of mine was hosting an rp server and you guys know what a slut i am for superhero aus. to explain it quickly, his quirk is calming people down by touching them.

[anactualashole]

him and bakugou would fight

[pottergifs]

[cicistormcloud]

around November I made galaxy sander sides icons, a lot of people liked them so I thought “hmm what about a pastel version of them?” so here they are.

now we have pastel AND galaxy to choose from. @thatsthat24

[asofterfan]

fINALLY this only took me an eternity (oh god I still have to do this at least five more times plus other stuff for this au send hel- *static*)

A N Y W A Y

-All tattoo reference posts will be of the tattoos the boys have when they graduate high school- they continue to get tatted throughout their lives but we’re gonna start here :P -Logan’s chest tattoo is the one you’ve seen the most of, but just a reminder that it’s this. -I’ve gotten so many asks about his neck tattoo but I’ve been avoiding them because I thought “SURELY it won’t take me forEVER to finish Logan’s tattoo reference post and then I cAn JuSt ShOw ThEm” and so the moral of the story is I’m sorry I’m trash. -Logan’s tramp stamp is serotonin, dopamine, and acetylcholine because he is a nerd but he is a Sexy Nerd -His upper back tattoo is this because Logan is canonically an art nerd and punk Logan is a snarky art nerd (please read the whole post it’s super hecking interesting and also you can imagine punk Logan ranting at you)(I kind of want this tattoo now)(I love art)

I have no idea what I’ll be posting next (I have so many WIPs) or when (I’m so tired I have so much to do please save m- *transmission lost*) but as far as the tattoo references specifically I will be drawing them in the order I drew the punks! (So Virgil next, then Patton, then Roman, then Deceit) :P

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[logically-asexual]

Punk Logan is always going to have a special place in my heart

[xswestallen]

When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

[nightcatssketchbook]

Wish I could’ve posted this yesterday, but here it is now