in case of glass, break fire

Oops! all Oops!

[anakin-skyrim]

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[pukicho]

Is it true you are the one causing climate change?

Yeah. But it’s fine because I’m bored.

[pukicho]

Stop calling me taylor swift

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

maybe i should put this energy towards something more productive

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i spent four hours on it

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[bluesturngold]

[emberdothound]

[soup-mother]

Make sure to boycott all local shows and bands btw

[soup-mother]

You can't be punk if you listen to music

[forevergulag-deactivated2026013]

You can't be punk

[soup-mother]

It's just not possible

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

[byjove]

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

[byjove]

[frog-mann]

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[overmocha1068]

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

thanks man

[pukicho]

they keep trying to take me root vegetables

[pukicho]

I'll be honest I don't remember writing this

[pukicho]

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

[fivetrench]

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

[pukicho]

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

[yesterdaysprint]

Harrisburg Telegraph, Pennsylvania, March 29, 1881

[some-melon]

lame ass gadgetjob

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[sweetoothgirl]

Why is this back omfg

[solaceinabandonment]