Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.
drew amir as a hexbug bc i think he would make this as a gift for drifter <3
If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything
oh………..
it’s a kitty hurricane.
And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???
-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says
-> oh!
Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees
Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen
If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.
This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.
Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.
Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
late summer / early fall thoughts
chapstick challenge !
you find a cutesy idea on social media, the “chapstick challenge”, where you try on different flavours of chapstick, and your significant other has to figure out what it tastes like by kissing
you thought it’d be a fun, sweet bonding experience, but lohen, being as diligent and as hungry as he is, takes it to another level
proposing the idea was the worst decision ever, he gladly took upon the challenge and told you he’d never miss a single guess. you two sat on the couch, lounging about, taking out the set of chapsticks from your shopping bag. there were 8 flavours in the pack that you bought in some convenience store, all artificial and ridiculously sweet. you made him turn around while you plucked the first one.
as soon as you claimed you were ready, lohen whips his head and pounces on you, grabbing your face in his hands, shutting his eyes closed as his lips crash against yours. he kisses deep, sloppy. his breaths are heavy as he tries to basically merge your lips with his. he roughly smacks, barely leaving room for you to breathe.
the longer he takes to break away, the more he tries to understand the artificial flavour. every millisecond of pulling back is his brain debating the taste, but he doesn’t part from your lips for long when he wants to decipher it fast. he tilts his head so he can kiss you better, to take all of your pillowy lips against his to fully grasp the experience, making sure he doesn’t miss a hint of the flavour.
when he thinks putting your lips together like a perfect puzzle piece isn’t enough, he tugs his teeth on your bottom lip gently, suckling spots for the flavour. his tongue darts out and carefully licks. it’s elaborate, slow, as if he’s saying sorry for bruising your lips for suffocating you in a rough kiss. but he’s really just wiping your lips clean of that chapstick to make a choice for an answer.
once he gets a good idea, he smashes his lips against yours again for a final confirmation. loud, messy smooches fill the room, his lips move against you like he wants to consume you whole. he keeps a firm, but not harmful grip on your face so he can focus, and so you won’t back away before he chooses a response.
when he’s done, a line of saliva connects your mouths together. he flutters his lashes when his lazy bedroom eyes open, gazing down at your lips. lohen’s face is barely inches away from you, feeling his slowed, warm breathing against your skin. he sighs in satisfaction softly before licking your lips free from the spit, breaking the string with a seductive grin. a thumb from one of his hands on your cheek carefully wipes away any remaining saliva, cleaning up his mess.
“mango”
you’re in a daze, your lips feel fuzzy and plump, now a little lonely from not feeling him against you. you’re confused when he said a random fruit name. you don’t remember talking about a safeword..?
“the flavour is mango, am i right?”
glancing over at the single chapstick behind your back, you forgot all about the stupid challenge. and the flavour was indeed mango. you’d think it’d be obvious from a 3 second kiss. your man is too competitive. stuttering, you just give him a simple answer that he was right.
god, you realize you have 7 more rounds of this…
i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard
guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player
lETSGOGAMBLING!!!
I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
WHO DID THIS
Rockwith Aleaf
you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth
The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3
So make sure to thank them!!!!!!!
funniest yet most enlightening conversation on this whole social media ban topic, by two girls sat across from me on the bus the other day:
"what do they mean by social media? does Roblox count? what about all the stuff I've built?"
"you'll be fine, doesn't your icloud say you're 34?"
"oh my god they're even banning Facebook. who the fuck is on Facebook"