cheer up emo zombie

I am called Anakmosatlani, the Recluse, god of secrets and gossip. I’m always watching. Your problems are ultimately insignificant but your drama is so entertaining. ((RP, Scion-based, 21+ mun but not interested in NSFW exchanges on this account))

[unbotheredmuse]

[anakmosatlani]

forgot my password again lmao

anyway I'm thinking I'm gonna go back to using a sideblog from my main instead of having to use separate logins, because doing the latter means I'm never on, and I would like to use this again....

stay tuned I guess??

[deadmanandcompany]

Where to go? All signs point to the same place.

[anakmosatlani]

I have tasted the delicious wine that is discord rp.

idk if I can come back from this

:|

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you are not hard to love. some people will not see your value. they’re not right for you, and that isn’t your fault. rejection does not make you unworthy.

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[cemeteryfun]

anakmosatlani​:

after all the bullshit we went through as demigods, it’s refreshing to have stability in godhood. or something

like….are you deadass? seriously? that’s genuinely so fucking funny I’m gonna be pissed if you’re fucking with me rn

Sounds like something one could write a greek fairytale about.

You think I could make this up??? No I am dead serious. You don’t know how bizarre it is until a chair bites your ass when you sit in it.

[anakmosatlani]

make it Aztec and that's the plan, yeah. someday, we'll be immortalized in myth. myths aren't exactly fairytales, though...I'm gonna be salty as hell if in a few hundred years we're reduced to a bedtime story.

I think people can make up a lot of weird shit, but- dead serious, hahahaha. I've seen some real fucked up shit, though, so I wonder how it compares...

[cemeteryfun]

anakmosatlani​:

sure is! she’s my wife and I dare even use the word “love” to describe what we have. so there’s that.

so like literally walls made of flesh just because they can? that’s fuckin rad hahahaha I respect the hell out of these guys

That sounds serious, but nice~ Always nice when you can feel comfortable with that.

Well… pretty much yeah. Walls.. chairs…. cups??? Lately there was a discussion of cups with teeth just.. for shits and giggles. It’s bizarre, and great, love them.

[anakmosatlani]

after all the bullshit we went through as demigods, it's refreshing to have stability in godhood. or something

like....are you deadass? seriously? that's genuinely so fucking funny I'm gonna be pissed if you're fucking with me rn

[cemeteryfun]

anakmosatlani​:

I mean, whether you think it’s nice is irrelevant. she’s in a death-like torpor - you’re familiar with the term, I assume? - and I can talk to her whenever I want. she can talk back. I communicate with ghosts all the damn time. and I sure as hell don’t need nor want to be all touchy-feely all the time.

…….

…flesh walls…?

I ain’t scared of much so probably not! sounds kinda wild actually…

Uhhh. sort of. Well, as long as you two are happy that’s all that matters~

Mhm. It’s uhh… a bloodline, that likes to uh, sculpt with flesh. They tend to look.. different. And uh, invest in.. fleshy fleshy inside decor.. I have a friend that’s transparent for insane~

[anakmosatlani]

sure is! she's my wife and I dare even use the word "love" to describe what we have. so there's that.

so like literally walls made of flesh just because they can? that's fuckin rad hahahaha I respect the hell out of these guys

[cemeteryfun]

@anakmosatlani

You need to find yourself a nice spider lady.

[anakmosatlani]

I mean, whether you think it's nice is irrelevant. she's in a death-like torpor - you're familiar with the term, I assume? - and I can talk to her whenever I want. she can talk back. I communicate with ghosts all the damn time. and I sure as hell don't need nor want to be all touchy-feely all the time.

.......

...flesh walls...?

I ain't scared of much so probably not! sounds kinda wild actually...

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

[godshonest]

@anakmosatlani

I can’t deny, it is pretty aesthetic..

[anakmosatlani]

of course you can’t.

what aesthetic I don’t know, but like, whatever. it’s mine and I own it

[godshonest]

Some kind of grotesque spider skeleton horror..

[anakmosatlani]

some people are probably into that kind of thing

I'm not seeing any problem with that. I accepted this shit ages ago.

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

[godshonest]

@anakmosatlani

I can’t deny, it is pretty aesthetic..

[anakmosatlani]

of course you can't.

what aesthetic I don't know, but like, whatever. it's mine and I own it

[cemeteryfun]

@anakmosatlani

You need to find yourself a nice spider lady.

[anakmosatlani]

I have a wife already, she’s just dead 51 weeks out of the year. just normal demigod things

though now I have to wonder if there’s others like me out there, or if my divine parent was really just that much of a bastard.

[cemeteryfun]

That’s uhh a terrible long distance relationship..

I know there is vampires that make you look normal, for sure..

[anakmosatlani]

nahhhh it's fine. I can see her soul and we talk, like, all the time. it worked out pretty good all things considered.

yeah but that's not the same

[cemeteryfun]

@anakmosatlani

You need to find yourself a nice spider lady.

[anakmosatlani]

I have a wife already, she's just dead 51 weeks out of the year. just normal demigod things

though now I have to wonder if there's others like me out there, or if my divine parent was really just that much of a bastard.

[anakmosatlani]

at some point you just accept the weird shit ichor does to you.

[cemeteryfun]

How do you get kisses?????????

[anakmosatlani]

well, it's simple

I don't.