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dave / 21 / he if i died and went straight to hell it would take me a week to realize i wasnt at work anymore

[plutomarshes-deactivated2020112]

stop it son you are doing me a frighten !!

[analogcore-blog]

welcome to hotel sunburn its gonna be 200 dollars per night and every night at 11 pm you get to sock me in the face free of charge

[analogcore-blog]

ive been laying in the same spot for days i actually completely forgot i had a blog to upkeep and the responsibility of maintaining my multitude of fans happiness so here i am to help with all that jive or just shitpost we havent figured out yet

[jasondean]

tag yourself as a chicken (im all of them tbh)

[tylenold]

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

[analogcore-blog]

so im waiting on the oitnb release like some sort of drug hooked hussy my mouth is watering profusely at the thought of finally getting more scenes im making a damn ocean up in this bitch im bout to get my swimmies and have a hell of a time 

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i dont know why i got called in for an hour shift in the middle of the night on a thursday but i guess my bosses only chance for a hard on is just watching me snivel like a baby in a movie theater and shuffle around the store

[bowties-and-sweetdreams]

[analogcore-blog]

eat ass suck a dick & sell drugs

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its 2:30 am on a thursday im watching standup comedy movies and im blazed out of my mind lets fucking lose it

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me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?

[plutomarshes-deactivated2020112]

woo..yeah....!!!!

[analogcore-blog]

have you ever... yknow?

have i ever listened to the entirety of slipknots 1997 crowz album while vigorously busting all kinds of dance moves on top of a lifesize replica of lightning mcqueen during the summer of ‘09? what kind of damn question is this im not no texan hussy of course i did

[analogcore-blog]

Have you ever used the wrong your?

no

[analogcore-blog]

Have you ever enjoyed something you shouldn't?

this question is probably insinuating something else but since i cant figure out what it is for the hell of me im just gonna go with yes

[marci1900]

Send me "have you evers" and I'm gonna answer with yes or no

[analogcore-blog]

i know i used the wrong your shut the fuck of