[analogterror]

Wanting a fwb in Maryland but the potholes in Baltimore do the trick when they reach into your car and jerk you off

[analogterror]

Trying to find a fwb in Maryland but having to compete with sentient crabs and edgar allen poe's raven

[analogterror]

What are y'all getting me for father's day?

[analogterror]

fake ass niggas

[analogterror]

This weekend I will be making seasoned basmati rice with smoked lamb and roasted veggies

[ltwilliammowett]

Adam's New Globe of the Earth, 1808, pocket globe, approx. 8 cm

[analogterror]

Elder millennial boss told me to stop sleeping at my cubicle, mf i'm nodding on heroin fym

[analogterror]

Preworkout-induced visions of the apocalypse as I fail a new incline bench max and decapitate myself in front of the gym baddie

[analogterror]

Tongue deep in her toes call that mastoebating

[analogterror]

white people be visiting Ireland like it’s Mecca

[analogterror]

Happy pride month to all da gays out there

[analogterror]

What are y'all getting me for father's day?

[analogterror]

Well kept

[analogterror]

Should I post dick or should I post cock

[analogterror]

Still can't decide... fml

[analogterror]

me going back in time with this doohickey so i can take out the beatles

[analogterror]

I cast hot weather spell on Europe, followed by no AC blast

[analogterror]

Should I post dick or should I post cock

[analogterror]

I got that xenomorph dick she call it a chestburster