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'movement' but played in a warehouse while thunder-storming

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‘movement’ by hozier but you’re hiding in an abandoned warehouse while it’s thunder-storming outside. (headphones recommended)

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Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

Like in a sexy way?

like in a

When you remember the anti-vax movement

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tatsutahimet

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

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This post aged SPECTACULARLY

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I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh

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It’s been years and I’m finally free

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a waffle house has closed.

paulsrockinpagoda

fuck it just got real

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Waffle House Index

Waffle House restaurants are often used to gauge the magnitude of disasters in the Southeast: If a store is open, your community has been spared. If the store is open but has a limited menu, you've probably gotten some damage. If the store is completely closed, you’re in a disaster zone.

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my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person

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actual ways to fish in botw:

-shooting the fish with a bow and arrow (this is the only actual irl fishing method in the entire game)

-bombs

-creating pillars of ice beneath the fish and then picking them up as they flop around

-swimming really fast and grabbing them presumably with your bare hands and/or teeth

-swimming really fast and chasing them until they beach themselves and then picking them up

-electrocuting the water with magic weapons

-wearing rubber armour and metal equipment and sitting in the water and waiting for lightning

not actual ways to fish in botw:

-rod and line

-a net

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More uplifting news during this outbreak ♥️

rollingstoneboycomplex

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

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Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”